middle lane drivers

kbannon wrote: Do you wear a silky tracksuit?

No

kbannon wrote: Do you wear white socks?

No

kbannon wrote: Do you have a skanky* tash*?

Definately not!

kbannon wrote: Do you wear excessive amounts of cheap gold jewelry?

No

kbannon wrote: Do you wear any form of cap?

And finally no.

Andrew Rolland wrote: jamie (e39)528i wrote: Great website did you notice that they are opening a forum soon better get practising our chav language now laterz lol If you want to practise your chav language, read some of the posts that have been posted on the Scottish pages of this forum from a few weeks back.  I would give up reading them as it was so difficult to read and understand.  Someone started a rant about it on the Scottish forum.

Yes that was me on my soap box Andrew, wasn't so much the "scottishness" of the post's it was more the use of the dreaded "text " speak ( IMHOP, LMAO,LOL e.ct ) that made the posts hard to read. you are the 5th person who has said that this annoys them when reading post's my campaign go's on !!!!!!

You are 100% correct Andrew !!!!!!! Maybe these folk's who use this way of communicating did not pay attention at school in English class ? But as said previously i think it is just down to LAZINESS . If you have something interesting to say let every one be able to know what you have to say , not only the " text maniacs " !!!!

If these people wrote like that in a job application  the people reading it would think :-

a) this person can't spell ?

b) this person is a complete idiot & is incapable of communicating .

To be fair to CLOC drivers on the M25, the inside lane is now so worn out between J5 and J8 that it's tramline central and almost impossible to get out of the tramlines without the car getting skittish. It's the same on parts of the A303.

It's the nissan micra drivers who sit there in the middle lane at 45mph that do me in.

CLOC=centre lane owners club

Reading all these, made many similar comments in past. What I hate as well is centre drivers who eventually pull over then race you when you try to pass having been stuck behind them forever, they're usually in something with half the engine size and power  of a Reliant Robin.

Also get annoyed about the increasing amount of gibberish used orally and in writing instead of english, several times have had text messages, emails etc and had to contact sender to ask what the hell their message said!

Fogs and spots, there's a subject!Isn't it illegal to have them wired other than fogs to ONLY come on with dip beam and spots ONLY with main beam? So how do so many new cars get them on without any other lights or sidelights only? Agree with mostly all posts, especially bazookas for centre lane hogs! IanT

Been hiding in broom (broom) cupboard but Wendy says no pointy heads so far! Actually, been reading instructions for new fax machine, and that accepts sms as well! Would never have thought to look if you hadn't told me!

Expect by the time Wendy tells Andy in London everyone in UK will know so RAFA, IAM, RSPCA, will probably all have it on agenda!IanT