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Ben O Brien
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching tv and drinking beer when he hears a knock at the door. |
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Kin Mak
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As you would have guessed, I am a great one for telling that joke. One of my many chinese man jokes I have.
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An Italian, a Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand." So when the foreman returns, after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and says, And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Irishman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him neither." The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... . . . . . . . "SUPPLIES!! |
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Sounds like the Irish guy spent a while living in Scotland before he got the job on that site!
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A woman goes to see her chinese doctor after many years and no sex doctos says ok, no take of al your crothes and get on the froor now crawl over to over side and back to me!!! after many times doin this he says to lady, this is worst case of Ed zachery disese i ever see!! puzzled the woman says to the doctor what is Ed Zachery disese.... doctos say when your face look ED ZACHERY like your ass!!! Edited by lukeduke |
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A guy rings a chinese restaurant and asks "Do you deliver"
No comes the reply, just chicken, beef and pork. |
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Bloke picks up a hooker in his Transit and asks for a kinky time.
Half way through the session she reaches out and grabs the antenna off the roof and starts whipping him with it. Despite the fact she's tearing the skin off his back he loves every minute of it and lets her go on for ages. Next day he's in tatters so goes down to the doctor to get some ointment to rub in the wounds. The doctor takes one look at his back and says "Jesus, that's the worst case of Van Ariel Disease I've ever seen" (Footnote: Obviously this joke didn't take place in Ireland. If it had the punchline would read "Jesus, that'll be 50.00 euro please") Edited by ivanovoitch |
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