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Originally posted by jamie (e39)528i jamie (e39)528i wrote:

When i first met my other half i showed her how to get to my mums on her own and to look out for any landmarks that she could remember to help her on her way,she picked out a field which is full of chickens to remember when she gets there to turn right!!!! What she didnt think of was when the chickens are not in the field she wouldn't know where to turn off!! Whenever we go past i recall that very conversation,you can imagine the remarks i get!!

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When we lived in Dublin my wife used to to rely on the three sheep field to get from home to the stables, springtime threw her somewhat!

At least she's stopped arguing with the Tom Tom!
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Excellent!!! Just picture this being bigger and including things like the kids school, shoe store, clothes store, expensive restaurant etc etc
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What amazed me was how my wife could sit next to me in our car for 8 years as a passenger but now she's passed her test she doesn't know how to get anywhere!?

 
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quality, where do you ppl get em from lol
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We've all heard of Sat-Nav.

But you don't need it when SWMBO is with you -

you've got Sat-NaG instead!

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Where can I order this map? It may come in handy sometime. My wife may dis-agree and say it is me who is bad at navigating. I do admit to making some unusual turns before but that is usually only because I am enjoying driving the car so much, I forget I am supposed to be going somewhere! Anyone else see this as a problem or have you ever fallen into the - "i'm driving the car and really enjoying myself while being totally oblivious to the fact we are travelling anywhere" - syndrome?  I must confess to ignoring her direction sometimes when in fact she is correct, from now on, I'll just do it, then I can blame her if we go wrong

I read all the jokes to her, I got rolled eyes, a frown and a sigh. Is this a code for something??

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Originally posted by 540 V8 540 V8 wrote:

I read all the jokes to her, I got rolled eyes, a frown and a sigh. Is this a code for something??

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Originally posted by 540 V8 540 V8 wrote:

Where can I order this map? Me too,my daughter is up for her driving test!

 I forget I am supposed to be going somewhere!

Frequently, Also been known to turn the way I usually go instead of where I'm supposed to be going when I'm enjoying the car/drive.



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Maybe this (female) coach driver would have done better if she'd had a map instead of sat-nav

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