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    Posted: 08-September-2004 at 14:32

<beep! beep! beep! bzzzzrt!> "Got ya, you Martian git!"


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New mobile office option for 5 series
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"and if i press this button the scenery changes to snow".

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James Bond had clearly let himself go between missions.

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Beats taking the wife in the car!
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the all new and improved BMW i-drive system
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-September-2004 at 05:36

early versions of HUD proved too cumbersome for mass market

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Steven tries out Microsoft's new mobile office suite..
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Bond couldnt help but feel that Q's work had slipped in previous months.
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...can't use my mobile , but no one said I couldn't use e-mail...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-September-2004 at 17:09
Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:




Dieter couldn't help thinking, as he tried the new "Blackberry", that he'd been sold a pup....

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...just don't ask where my secretary is, (oooh, slow down!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-September-2004 at 19:19



        BMW Car Club Chat.
goldryder says> bet that mew gprs tomtom thingy won't get you down here,..
stephenperry says> its snowing too heavy up here in Scotland, I'm snowed in..
goldryder says> ha, knew you wouldn't come, won't put kettle on then.. lol


..hahaha, 37 miles to Isle of Wight, this should be a laugh..

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RHYS!!!!!!!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-September-2004 at 20:45

Where better than the Antarctic to demonstrate BMW's new heatseeking missile guidance traffic obliterator facility which is set to become a no-cost option on new uberpanzers from next spring,.

"for illustrative purposes, we've targeted that porsche cayenne which has been driving slowly and held us up in these freezing conditions for a good hour or so" said dr. h'evil with a smile

"to prevent misuse & general abuse of this facility by the likes of non-vip parking attendants etc, owners must first press F5, enter a user specific password, scroll down and click ok to accept our disclaimer, hold down hash for 3secs and then press enter to eliminate the target and anything within an 80ft radius,.... or is it the ejector seat.." 
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