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Goldryder
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Topic: Niggles Revenge Thread..... Posted: 11-October-2004 at 13:37 |
Right then, seeing as he did it yet again..... boys and their toys should be strung up by the sphericals.....
A quick lesson in translation when it comes to a blissfull relationship.....
Women...
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We Need = I Want
I'm So Sorry = You Will be Sorry
We Need to Talk = I Need to Complain About You
Sure....Go Ahead = I Don't Want You To
Is My Butt Fat in This? = Tell Me I'm Beautiful or You Sleep Alone Tonight
Oh, Do What You Want to, I Don't Care = You'll Pay For This Later
No, Im Not Upset = Of Course I'm Upset, You Moron
Are You Listening to Me? = Thats it, You're Dead
You Have to Learn to Communicate Darling = Just Damn Well Agree With Me
Lets be Romantic, Turn Out the Light = I Have Flabby Thighs
You Are just SO Manly = You Need a Shave and You Sweat Too Much
Tell Me That You Love Me = I Want Something Really Expensive
WOW, You Are SO Attentive Tonight = Is Sex ALL You Ever Think About?
I'll be Ready in a Minute = Kick off Your Shoes and Watch Television
How Much Do You Love Me? = I Did Something Today That is Really Going to Annoy You
Men......
Nice Dress, Darling = Nice Cleavage
I Love You = Let's Have Sex Now
I'm Bored = Do You Want to Have Sex Now?
Whats Wrong Darling? = OK, I Guess Sex is Off Tonight Then
Of Course I love You Too = We Had Better Have Sex now
Can I take You Out Tonight? = I'd Eventually Like to Have Sex With You
I Really Don't Think Those Shoes go With That Outfit, Darling = I Am Gay
Sums relationships up to a tee really.....
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Floody
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 13:53 |
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Goldryder
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 13:55 |
Personally I find the Men's profile to be really exact....fits Niggles like a glove, infact
Well some of it does, anyway....
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Floody
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:01 |
Are you saying Men are fickle!!!!!!
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E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
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Goldryder
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:04 |
Not exactly....
Men are one track minded alot of the time.....frustrated most of the time...and just downright unfathomable all the time
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Rhys
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:25 |
hahaha
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Goldryder
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:27 |
I take it that you see yourself in the 'Men' list, Rhys.....
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Rhys
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:42 |
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Goldryder
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:44 |
erm...including the 'I am gay' entry too?
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Rhys
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:47 |
Goldryder wrote:
erm...including the 'I am gay' entry too?
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..in that case yes..(if a lesbian trapped in a mans body is acceptable.. lol)
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Goldryder
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:49 |
Rhys....have you taken your medication today?
You are definately getting a bit worrying..... look out sheep....
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Rhys
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:55 |
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No BMW as yet...
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Goldryder
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 14:58 |
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Nigel
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 16:48 |
You lot on the loopy juice can play on the other thread.
And yes, I did close this one !
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Best Wishes
Nigel
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