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Does it have chrome bumpers?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:34
LMAO, got booted last night cos Wendy wanted to sign in, been catching up! Good job I didn't have to wear armour like that on my old motorbike, knee length boots and leathers did me - though one of my mum's boyfriends kept asking to borrow them and wanted to know if I had underwear to match.......fortunately the outers wouldn't fit him and no, I didn't have the underwear,lol
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:38

Such terrible thoughts just drifted through my tiny braincells, Ian.....

 

<shudders>

 

Right, now that I been a good little girl and changed the email addy on here (cos I forgot to do it last night), Ise off to smack my teddybear and tug at my duvet....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:39
Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

...knee length boots and leathers did me...


This is more detail than I really need, thanks

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:43
Smack teddy? What brutality, has he been naughty? And why does the talk of leather give you shudders? Wendy tried to teach me to ride horses once in reprisal for me liking westerns, couldn't find kick start and her brother kindly told me to "kick it in the ribs and make clucking noises" After a few yards of having my nether regoins battered by saddle I failed to maintian conact with saddle and stirrups. Horse was very puzzled to find me on grass ( the green stuff)looking up at him!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:45
I'm sure that little old Ivan will give you riding lessons, Ian..specially useful for spying on loving couples in backs of cars in public carparks....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:47
Does that cover multistoreys?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:47

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Does that cover multistoreys?

 

Where Ivan is concerned....ANYTHING is possible

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:54
Body armour in case couples in car object?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:55

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Body armour in case couples in car object?

 

mmm..that might come in very handy in those 'close proximity situations'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 17:59
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Body armour in case couples in car object?



 


mmm..that might come in very handy in those 'close proximity situations'





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-April-2005 at 18:00
thats why when other kids were catching tadpoles I was making longbows and collecting bowie knives and airpistols, got bullied at school - for a while......
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2005 at 13:20
Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

... when other kids were catching tadpoles I was making longbows and collecting bowie knives and airpistols, got bullied at school - for a while......


The social worker / psychiatric report must have made interesting reading.....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2005 at 14:49



Holy Cow, Batman!! 


    2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2005 at 15:29

Stephen,
you hit the nail on the head

or bottom...................

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2005 at 18:13

Oh my gawd, no no no no arghhhhhhhh

Its started all over again

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2005 at 18:33
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:



Oh my gawd, no no no no arghhhhhhhh


Its started all over again



This really is "couldn't care less in the community"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2005 at 18:41

oops you know, careless old me just pressed the wrong button again

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