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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-April-2005 at 15:51
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:



..those Jap ricers love to put 'flamers' on everything.
(sticker in window reads, 'my other car's a Skyline')



Rhys...you would lower the tone of things, wouldn't you


..how can I lower it any more, you're on here aren't you?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-April-2005 at 15:52
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:



..those Jap ricers love to put 'flamers' on everything.
(sticker in window reads, 'my other car's a Skyline')



Rhys...you would lower the tone of things, wouldn't you


..how can I lower it any more, you're on here aren't you?
<better run for it I think.. >




RHYS!!!!!!!!!!

Just you wait, sunshine....I'll have you kiddo....
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Its a windy day in the valley, there is a big, old windbag hanging around too...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-April-2005 at 11:53


Robert Plant kept his oppinions to himself, except for saying "at least they didn't say 'old'.."


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"Where's Alan Titchmarsh when you need him?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 12:15
A couple more to get the teeth into.....


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I'm going to get you!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 15:24

         

Got to be "Fly United" - or "do you come here often"

            

 who are you calling big nose!

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"Look, I know the cost of fuel is going up, but do you really have to sit on me?"
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Tesco's latest two for one offer

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Boeing has announced the new 2005 autopilot for their 747's
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Pilot refuses to pull over for speeding ticket

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Up, Up and Away!!!!
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So THATS where Nigel's been!

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Nah...here is Nigel...finally returning the ignition keys he wandered off with earlier
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 The fourth emergency service
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"erm..left a bit...right a bit....erm..left...no right....FIRE!"
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"Are you sure we are on the right road, dear?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 15:49
      New mini sucked through plane intake - it's a mini adventure! 
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"hey mister...you wanna your screen squidgied?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 15:55
      Cheers mate, so Heathrows 50 miles west, wheres the runway here?
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