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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:07
..another one.

On the theme of coming home after a few pints of 'Ramsdens Stonetrough'

A 'Tyke' struggling home at night, obviously after having had a reet kneckful,
sees a man from the water board with a big 'T' handle,
in the middle of the road opening a valve at the bottom of a manhole.
He walks up behind him and gives him an almighty clout.
"What's that fer" says the waterman...
"Thats fer tunin' all t'streets roun' when I'm tryin' ter find mi way home"
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:08
Originally posted by owenw owenw wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Well I was fortunate when working on the lorries, and in my spare time too was able to visit some superb places over the years... Germany, Austria, France, Luxembourg, Hungary, Ukraine, Russia, Italy, Switzerland, Singapore, Hong Kong, Thailand (inc Phuket), Bali, Morroco, Tunisia..and a few others. Last holiday I went on that was abroad was the Oktoberfest in Munich in 2001 when I drove one of my Supra's there and back, was brilliant too, excellent atmosphere and would love to go again one day.


Must have taken ages to drive a truck from HK back to Blighty


Joking aside I would love to visit all those places as well as Australia & NZ, Japan and Canada among others.


Hope you wore your Lederhosen at the Oktoberfest



and drank plenty of




Beer..loads of it..lederhosen, nah..not got the queen annes for shorts...and leather..erm..thats Rhys's thing, not mine

The lorry driving was to Hungary and back, everywhere else was either en-route with the lorry or holiday...which I had many of at one time...
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:09
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its ivan's frilly silk salesman


I think its Ivan after falling orf his 'orse...
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well.....we owe him a pint....he DOES have nice legs
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:10
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

..another one.

On the theme of coming home after a few pints of 'Ramsdens Stonetrough'

A 'Tyke' struggling home at night, obviously after having had a reet kneckful,
sees a man from the water board with a big 'T' handle,
in the middle of the road opening a valve at the bottom of a manhole.
He walks up behind him and gives him an almighty clout.
"What's that fer" says the waterman...
"Thats fer tunin' all t'streets roun' when I'm tryin' ter find mi way home"


Whatever it is that you are on Rhys..can I have some please
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:11
Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

well.....we owe him a pint....he DOES have nice legs


erm..all you can see is his thighs....are you still under that mac, Chris?

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Points: 924 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:13
errr......well......errrr.....
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:14
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errr......well......errrr.....


I'll take that as a yes...

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:16
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Thought as much...



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Points: 556 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:18

He does have disturbingly smooth legs for such a hairy beardy chap. I suspect he waxes with gaffer tape then wears those on a night out in Newcastle!

Rhys that list of Nordic/Yorkshire words is a great find!

 
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Points: 924 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:20
if he went out like that in newcastle rory would never recognise him again
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:20
Originally posted by owenw owenw wrote:

He does have disturbingly smooth legs for such a hairy beardy chap. I suspect he waxes with gaffer tape then wears those on a night out in Newcastle!
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:23
Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

if he went out like that in newcastle rory would never recognise him again


Rory would probably run a mile...in the other direction
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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:24
This is another one.

Two old ladies talking in a Dales village, one says to the other, "You can tell t' winter's cummin cos t'butter's 'ard ".

A bloke ses ter me can tha feight, ah ses feight, 'e ses aye, ah ses who, 'e ses thee, ah ses me, 'e ses aye, ah ses nah, 'e ses aw.

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Points: 924 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:25
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

if he went out like that in newcastle rory would never recognise him again


Rory would probably run a mile...in the other direction


doesn't he already
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:26
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

This is another one.


You are a mine of information this evening...you been to the moon or have you overdosed on cheese?

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-April-2005 at 15:28
Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

if he went out like that in newcastle rory would never recognise him again


Rory would probably run a mile...in the other direction


doesn't he already


Well..erm...probably   
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wonder when he is going to turn up tonight
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