Odd Coincidence....

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   Not Michael Jackson & LaToya, but suffice to say they were never seen together.......
Elvis / Jesus

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS slept with Cybill Shepherd. 
JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop. 
JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio. 
JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. 
JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8) 
JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns. 
JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit. 
JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink."  (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957) 
JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits. (eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast) 
JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas. 
"[JESUS'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3)  ELVIS wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts. 
JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956) 
JESUS walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) ELVIS surfed on water.  (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965) 
JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters. ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters. 
JESUS had his famous Resurrection. ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special. 

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IamSpartacus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625	Topic: Odd Coincidence.... Posted: 02-June-2005 at 10:15
	Not Michael Jackson & LaToya, but suffice to say they were never seen together....... Elvis / Jesus JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS slept with Cybill Shepherd. JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop. JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio. JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8) JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns. JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit. JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957) JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits. (eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast) JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas. "[JESUS'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3) ELVIS wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts. JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956) JESUS walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) ELVIS surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965) JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters. ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters. JESUS had his famous Resurrection. ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.
	The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

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IamSpartacus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625	Posted: 02-June-2005 at 10:48
	And, if all that wasn't enough.... JESUS lived in a state of grace, in a Near Eastern land. ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state
	The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.