From Soundlore

Self-righteous b****d who thinks he is black. Has spent time in Jamaica learning to be "street". Paid someone to "shoot" him in a staged drive-by in central London to further gain "credibility". Can't mix for beans, relies on loud samples to cover up otherwise noticable mistakes. Has weekly show on the BBC's Radio 1.

Catchphrases include:

"IN YOUR FACE" "INNA AREA" and "YOU WALK WITH THE BIG DOG"

I was once prevented from claiming, in print, that he was shot by Radio 2 gin enthusiast Sarah Kennedy. "