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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:18
have the fluffy bunny girls came weavng past the window yet???
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:20
nah they wont be back til after kick-out time...around 2am probably
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:26
how long did doc say till betty gets better
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:30
If she isn't back to normal by Monday I have to get the doc back out to her, she has been ill again today so stayed in bed again. I have a feeling she might have to go into hospital cos she is getting dehydrated cos she can't keep anything down.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:36
hmmm, not good, at least she isn't far away.

from you or the hospital
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:40
True, I have been keeping the door open at the bottom of the stairs so I can hear her if she needs anything, I go up there every few hours to check on her too.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:40

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Move along now please, ladies and gents, nothing to see here, nothing to see.......

OK, Officer Barberry (I think that might be spelt wrong!)

The most painful drink/nose related thing I can think off is when you're drinking coke and someone makes you laugh, and it caomes spluttering out of your nose....

Ouch!  It stings like....stingy things, I suppose!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-September-2005 at 18:46
Right Ise offski, have a good night and stay safe

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-September-2005 at 18:32
good god, no ones been on here today... must be some sort of record
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-September-2005 at 18:45
While no-one is looking I'm gonna post this and run...





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-September-2005 at 18:52


very good mate.......very good
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 02:25

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

.....now then, about these white lines........

We know a song abut them dont we Simon???

Fine baby, Fine
Rich baby, interesting
Bass!

Ooh White, White
Ooh White

Im gonna say a few rhymes about white lines
Cause every time you get high you mess with your mind
So the very next time you wanna taste
You can get a little hit of this suicide

(Ooh White Lines) Vision dreams of passion
(Blowin through my mind) and all the while I think of you
(High Fry) a very strange reaction
(For us to unwind) the more I see, the more I do
(Something like a phenomenon) Baby!
(Tellin your body to come along, but white lines blow away)
(Blow! Rock it! Blow!)

Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound costs more than gold
The longer you stay, the more you pay

My white lines go a long way
Either up your nose or through your vein
With nothin to gain except killin your brain

(Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock!)
(Blow!)

(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)

Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Diggedy dang di-dang diggedy dang di-dang

(Pipeline) pure as the driven snow
(Connected to my mind) and now I'm havin fun, baby!
(High fry) it's getting kinda low
(Cause it makes you feel so nice) I need some one-on-one, baby!
(Don't let it blow your mind away) Baby!
(And go into your little hideaway cause white lines blow away)
(Blow! Rock it! Blow!)

A million magic crystals, painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost overnight
Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, baby, it's nobody else's fault, so don't do it!

(Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock!)
Raah! (Blow!)

(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)

(Dont you get too high) dont you get too high baby!
(Turns you on) you really turn me on and on
(When you gonna come down) my temperature is risin
(When the thrill is gone) no, I dont want you to go

A street kid gets arrested, gonna do some time
He got out three years from now just to commit more crime
A businessman is caught with 24 kilos
Hes out on bail and out of jail
And thats the way it goes
Raah!

(Kane! Sugar! Kane! Sugar! Kane!)

Athletes rejected, governors corrected
Gangsters, thugs and smugglers are thoroughly respected
The money gets divided
The women get excited
Now Im broke and its no joke
Its hard as hell to fight it, dont buy it!

(Freeze! Haha ha ha! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock!)
Raah! (Blow!)

(Ahhh) Get higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, girl!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
Cmon!
Raah!

(White Lines) Vision dreams of passion
(Blowin through my mind) and all the while I think of you
(High Fry) a very strange reaction
(For us to unwind) the more I see, the more I do
(Something like a phenomenon) Baby!
(Tellin your body to come along, but white lines blow away)

Little Jack Horner sitting on the corner
With no shoes and clothes
This aint funny, but he took his money
And sniffed it up his nose

(Hey man, you wanna cop some blow?)
(Sure, what you got, dust, flakes or rocks?)
(I got China White, Mother of Pearl, Ivory Flake, What you need?)
(Well yeah, Well let me check it out man, just let me get a freeze)
(Go ahead man, stuff I got should kill ya!)
(Yeah man th-thats thats raw, wuh)

Very good anti-drugs tune from the 80's and NO I don't mean the hash that Simon (the Pits?) LeBon made of it....



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 13:47
And now one for all you technophobic lasses out there...


               





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 16:55
Meanwhile, on RTE Radio na Gaelge....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 17:14
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Meanwhile, on RTE Radio na Gaelge....
What? You been running up them white lines again.......?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 17:31

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Meanwhile, on RTE Radio na Gaelge....
What? You been running up them white lines again.......?

'Tis the beauty of Sky. Since the TV channels are almost all crap, there's always the radio channels. So I listen to Irish radio. Particularly Irish Gaelic radio......


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 17:35
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Particularly Irish Gaelic radio......

Doesn't that smell?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 17:42
Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Particularly Irish Gaelic radio......

Doesn't that smell?

No no no, that's GARLIC ye're thinking of....

 

Tiny misunderstanding... still, me hopes weren't high....


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 17:54
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:


Particularly Irish Gaelic radio......


Doesn't that smell?

No no no, that's GARLIC ye're thinking of.... Tiny misunderstanding... still, me hopes weren't high....


Ah, right, sorry!

But, did you know that the Gaelic name for Garlic is .... garleag?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-September-2005 at 17:57
Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:


Particularly Irish Gaelic radio......


Doesn't that smell?

No no no, that's GARLIC ye're thinking of.... Tiny misunderstanding... still, me hopes weren't high....


Ah, right, sorry!

But, did you know that the Gaelic name for Garlic is .... garleag?

Yes.


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