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    Posted: 27-September-2005 at 04:24
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 05:29
Oh dear..................
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 12:31

Oh my G*d - and we haven't even had Halloweeen yet!

Bye - I'm just nipping down the shops for my E*st*r *ggs!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 12:46
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 12:56

OK - what I want to know is

 

 

.... presents? 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:00
I am actually looking forward to Christmas this year...for the first time in 41 years
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:04

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

I am actually looking forward to Christmas this year...for the first time in 41 years

 

I wonder why?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:05
Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

I am actually looking forward to Christmas this year...for the first time in 41 years



I wonder why?



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 14:05
Awwwww I've been beaten to it, seen this already on another site.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:20

Originally posted by micky_h micky_h wrote:

Awwwww I've been beaten to it, seen this already on another site.
what, what you seen?

this?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 03:58

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

I am actually looking forward to Christmas this year...for the first time in 41 years

I always look forward to christmas. Any time off work is welcome even if I do have to put up with relatives Big Smile

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 11:56

this thread has gone too quiet!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 16:51
LOL..a_smil17
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 16:55

Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

LOL..a_smil17

Phew! For a moment I thought I was the only one trying to keep this thread alive!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 02:34

Fear not, I'm back.... Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

 

He had low ELF esteem....

And there's more........

What do elves learn in school?

 

 

The ELF-abetbiglaugh



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