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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-October-2005 at 10:19
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-October-2005 at 04:37
Good morning you 'orrible creatures

Been a bit too peaceful around here of late...where's Derek when you need him to inject a bit of life into the proceedings???

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-October-2005 at 06:20
Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

> "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears".

Excellent!!! I'm just getting off the floor with laughter!!!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-October-2005 at 09:45
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-October-2005 at 11:01

Afternoon Chris..... Not alot happening on here today!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-October-2005 at 11:47
damn right...very quiet indeed
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-October-2005 at 15:00

Sorry just checking out to watch "The Match"

Have a good one

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 05:19
good morning all
look....cut the cr4p and show us ya willy
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 08:26
Originally posted by Grahame_Vincent Grahame_Vincent wrote:

Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

> "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears".

Excellent!!! I'm just getting off the floor with laughter!!!

 

good to see someone shares my sick sense of humour....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 11:18
Even the Mrs laughed at that one!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 12:15

AFTERNOON ALL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 13:26

Originally posted by Grahame_Vincent Grahame_Vincent wrote:

Even the Mrs laughed at that one!!

 mine was confused! :-(

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 15:43

Hello each and every one of you.

I heard this today:

Middle aged couple go off to the doctors because the old man isn't feeling too grand. His missus has gone along because he's a bit deaf so she speaks up for him. Anyway the Doctor checks his heart, lungs and blood pressure and has a good poke and prod but can't find anything obviously wrong. So he sits the couple down and tells the guy he needs him to provide a blood, urine, stool and semen sample for testing. The guy looks sideways at the Doc and tells him to repeat what he's just said because he's a bit deaf and missed most of it. At this his missus turns and prods him in the ribs and shouts in his ear "For goodness sake just give the good Doctor your underpants will you!" 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 16:54

I feel I need to  share this with you all.............

New Answering Service Installed at Mental Health Institutes

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.

If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 17:09
Sounds like the DVLA switchboard..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 18:02

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Sounds like the DVLA switchboard..

Medical section

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-October-2005 at 18:09
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-October-2005 at 03:06
Good moaning you 'orrible lot
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-October-2005 at 06:28
'Allo 'Allo.  Nitehawk Calling.....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-October-2005 at 07:56

oo weel buy my lovely cheeezes?... lovely cheeezes...

 ...ah-ha, it is i, le clere!

'ere, oim gettin' a foreign flavour in 'ere a'day!

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