here you go part II

thepits wrote: just had to share this with you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdBFi5ug7gE

If you just watch the video, you think WTF is going on, its only when you read the description, that all becomes clear....

This 3150 m long tunnel in Russia is the longest in-city tunnel of Europe. There is a river running over it and water leaks at some points. When the temperature reaches -38 degrees like it did this winter, the road freezes and the result is the attached video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera. ...

Horsetan wrote: Amateur horse-racing news: The place: Colesdale Farm, Northaw, Herts. The date: 2nd July 2006 The time: 3.20 pm - give or take 5 minutes or so.... The race: Race no. 5 - 1.25 miles on the point-to-point course over hurdles The entrant: 'Tis meself on board "Pure Genius", 16.3 hands of Irish-Draught-cross-Thoroughbred with a slight dandruff problem    It need hardly be said that, if you're in the area with a digicam, you might be lucky enough to see me fall off.....

UPDATE:

Race cancelled due to firm-to-concrete conditions underfoot

I know its an old one but hey aren't they the best,

                      CHICKEN AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken

Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron

pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises

slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around

before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and

again  the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before

it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is

happening,and demands an explanation.

"Please," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

You're going to love this....................

 Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"  

MONDAYS JOKE

Subject: Pharmacology - hilarious -

  In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
  For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
  Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
  Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
  The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
  consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
  it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
  Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
  Ibepokin.
  Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
  form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
  use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
  himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
  and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and
  just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new  concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
  Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants  and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
  there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
  erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 

you can also get viagra eye drops !

they'll make you look hard! 

Suprised no-one has mentioned if you choke while taking Viagra you get a stiff neck..

....groan

 The Joke Box.

Wedding Day

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.

The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!"

The groom replies, "I just had the best bj I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

Now the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honour notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!"

The bride replies "I have just given the last bj of my entire life."



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Which reminds me....... what food puts women off of sex?

Answer= Wedding cake!

Sharkskin was also used on samurai sword handles, tho' they use ray skin now as using sharkskin is illegal iirc.

thats another piece of 'three streets' for those interested.

Rhys wrote: Suprised no-one has mentioned if you choke while taking Viagra you get a stiff neck.. ....groan

Get your coat!