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    Posted: 30-November-2005 at 04:01
keep this one clean!
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oops!

@ KB, what did I do wrong??

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 06:09
was it me or you, Ben

or was it the pits? last post i remember seeing was one of mine, then i went offline untill this morning and it had dissapeared
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 06:27
aha! naughty mr pits was it!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 06:29
i'm not sure, but his posts do get moderated often, as do some of ours for that matter
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 06:34

I just get picked on at the whim of our overlords.

we are the downtrodden masses you know!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 06:39

Tut tut tut, can't you guys behave yourselves for one minute

I can see Killian needs to keep a close eye on you lot.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 06:42
i did add ***** where appropriate


obviously still a bit strong, never mind i suppose theres only one way to find out these things
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 07:57
Now what happened?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 08:10
dirty jokes mate......they were funny but obviously not appropriate
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 08:15

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

dirty jokes mate......they were funny but obviously not appropriate

So smut then!

Typical of you lot

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oooh, get you!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 10:23
For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 18:35

Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

aha! naughty mr pits was it!


Why pick on me?


If the mods - ok KB! - want to pull a thread that's up to them - mind you they could give us a clue why, couldn't they??


soooooooo... keep it clean eh?



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Yes.. Keep it clean!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 18:36

The

Returnth!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 18:41
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!


makes a change
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 18:45

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!
makes a change
So who was - go on, do tell, you know you want too...

billgates e30

or me

or, or .........

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 18:53

what? No takers? OK ...

 

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Isle of White Ferry.'

 

Clean enough KB?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 03:09
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!


makes a change


I will be here even less now.....(I can hear the cheering from you 'orrible lot already)

I was made a moddygyrator on an American cruising (as in boat on water type cruising) site yesterday evening. They must be mad, but its an honour to be asked especially as I only joined the site a little over a couple of months ago.

So I will be over there whip cracking them all into shape
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 05:12

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!


makes a change

 

Yeh, was she not supposed to go off on some penguin-sightseeing cruise?


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