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vinny
Newbie Joined: 14-November-2005 Location: westmeath Status: Offline Points: 35 |
Topic: is it true? Posted: 19-January-2006 at 12:41 |
just got it on email need to know if the dutch gold and buckfast days are really over!
50 Things That Change When You Leave college 1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep 2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all. 5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital. 6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house. 7. You hear your favourite song in the lift at work. 8. Informative TV does not include Richard and Judy. 9. The bank manager doesn't write threatening letters any more. 10. You carry an umbrella. 11. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic. 12. You don't go to Tesco with all your friends. 13. You have standing orders and direct debits. 14. The heating works in your house. 15. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up. 16. You pay the government thousands of pounds every year. 17. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20. 18. Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. 19. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 20. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining. 21. Washing up is not an annual ritual. 22. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 23. You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore. 24. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 25. You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonalds. 26. You don't get ideas for drinks from local tramps. 27. You don't put half-finished curries in the fridge to eat later. 28. You don't spend half your day strategically planning pub crawls. 29. You "hate scrounging students". 30. You no longer have a strange attraction to road signs when drunk. 31. Sleeping in the lounge is a no-no. 32. You can't persuade your flatmates to 'Drink till dawn'. 33. You don't spend Wednesday afternoons in the pub. 34. You always know where you are when you wake up. 35. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. 36. A fire in the kitchen is not a laugh. 37. You go to the chemist for Panadol and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 38. A €3 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'. 39. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to. 40. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 41. You don't tolerate mice living in your kitchen. 42. Grocery lists are longer than pot noodles & cans of lager. 43. You don't go to Liquor Save to buy Vodka. 44. You have vacuumed. 45. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone. 46. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again". 47. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 48. You don't experiment with banned substances. 49. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a pub. 50. Lunchtime is not 'the morning'. |
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gjoconnor92
Really Senior Member II The eyes have it Joined: 21-July-2003 Location: Kildare and Limerick, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 735 |
Posted: 19-January-2006 at 12:50 |
Number 18 Have they been to a BMW club meet? Number 9 It is the credit card company instead! Number 30 I do hope the club members have got out of that one. Left front corners can be expensive to repair! |
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Gerard O'Connor
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vinny
Newbie Joined: 14-November-2005 Location: westmeath Status: Offline Points: 35 |
Posted: 19-January-2006 at 13:22 |
from personal experience i can say that the interior decorator comes
out in most students when they see a road sign that looks light enough
to carry home and in the last place i stayed in we even had a set of
traffic lights above the toilet door indicating whether it was green -
safe to enter, orange - a virtual fallout zone or red meaning occupied
or potential bio-hazard. guiness is a dangerous drink post digestion it
can cause blindless and even overcome a fully grown adult!
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gjoconnor92
Really Senior Member II The eyes have it Joined: 21-July-2003 Location: Kildare and Limerick, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 735 |
Posted: 19-January-2006 at 13:44 |
There was only a bus stop sign in one place I shared in my college days.
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Gerard O'Connor
1989 E30 320i for track day use 1972 2002 competition car project (delayed!!) Sheane Formula Vee My e-mail |
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Fey!
Bavarian-Board Contributor Funs over, Scotty; beam down my clothes! Joined: 28-February-2005 Location: Galway Status: Offline Points: 4161 |
Posted: 19-January-2006 at 19:35 |
Our college thing was keeping the Christmas decorations up longer than Zig and Zag! 12,21,44,50 - I don't agree! |
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Daxklynsmith
Senior Member II Joined: 15-October-2003 Location: Galway Status: Offline Points: 232 |
Posted: 20-January-2006 at 15:24 |
I found a "Yield" sign above the bed paid dividends but agree with the rest
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