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    Posted: 21-July-2003 at 22:19
bloke walks into the office at the Sunderland Echo -

'My wifes just died and I need to get her obituary in the paper. But we have been very poor and have hardly any money so I would just like to say "Marje is dead" you see I can only afford £5.'

Receptionist says - ' I'm awfully sorry to hear that Sir, but £5 would not even buy you those 3 words. Let me pop back and have a word with the editor and see what we can do...(2 mins later)... ah, Sir, good news - a new special deal - for £5 you can have 6 words!'

Old bloke - ' Oh thankyou so much, in that case - "Marje si dead, Metro for sale"


PS - of course this is all a sick joke - if the old bloke lives in Sunderland his metro will have been nicked years ago.....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-July-2003 at 23:32
If you like a joke have a look at this, I got this via e-mail from a "friend", and it got me, I thought noooooo I have a road angel, how the blazes have they got me this time.

http://i-connect.co.uk/speedoffence/

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-July-2003 at 08:46
Nigel - that URL doesnt work
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-July-2003 at 20:03
I presume this is the 'put ion your registration and this will tell you if you have been caught speeding'? website Nigel?
Nasty thing
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-July-2003 at 23:06
Sorry chaps, it doesnt work for me anymore either, someone must have pulled the plug, it did look so official, caught me a treat, or maybe I'm just a bit thick !!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2003 at 16:46

Apparently, if my source is correct, if you are caught by a speed camera you can view your photo online.

Has anybody been unfortunate enough to be able to confirm if this is correct?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2003 at 17:04
I got caught by the south wales civvys in 2001, and they flatly refused to send me the photo, they said I had to visit thier offices !
I would be suprised if you could view it online, data protection act and all that, how would they know who was requesting it ?
And yes I know, I still got caught by that spoof website
I imagine that has been pulled because it did look so official
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