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I dont do it often cause my swinging makes the doors fall of the wall cause of my frame size. and im getting fed up of having to go out and buy new doors.
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Bigian
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Its gone awfully quiet in here has everyone gone
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thepits
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Yes, there's no-one here except us |
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Bigian
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i think ever one and else has run away |
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popeye76s
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
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Growing old is mandatory, growing up isnt!!! |
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Greeting Card that never made it.
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... "Your kisses are sweet, your hugs are passionate.... Brad |
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1995 525i SE Touring (Missus's) Still searching for a replacement for mine :( |
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thepits
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Yes I know the "Never-Ending-Thread" is back, but so what!
(edit) isn't odd how 't*ts' is edited, but 'blowjob' isn't? Edited by thepits |
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Rhys
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ah, but if you use ornithology it works as in bluetíts - see
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thepits
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hmm - how about arse as in hearse ...?
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how does it cope with: -
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Look at the t*ts on this!
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so then, where were we? oh yes - what did the Romans ever do for us? Discuss............. |
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Is that the Judean People's Popular Front?
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No! It's the Tooting Popular Front"
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ColemanBalls - with grateful thanks to Private Eye Radio 5 live - It goes without saying that the egg timer is slipping away BBC2 (Golf) - I'm a great believer that if you don't get the ball in the hole - it won't go in BBC Sport - It's throwing me in the deepend of the spotlight but we need to muddle on.
and finally - BBC2 - golf (again) one I actually saw/heard: - commentator 1 - "He drives with his right hand, but putts with his left" commentator 2 - "Yes, he's obviously amphibious" |
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool
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Excellent A+ go get a gold star
Have read this before some time ago and PMSL then. |
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Picture the scene. Two middle aged tourists, newly arrived in the US, are gridlocked on the Washington beltway in their hired car. 4 hours and only 2 miles later they reach the front of the queue to find a massive joint Highway Patrol, Army & US Marine road-block. "What's going on?" Asks the driver. "Oh you're British" replies the cop "We have a major terrorist incident in Washington. This morning terrorists kidnapped Bush, Rumsfield, and your guy Blair. They want $10M by midnight or they will take them to a public place and burn them alive. Given the time constraints the Army has organised a collection all over the state" "OK" Says the driver "How much?"
"Most people are giving a gallon" came the reply.
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