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thepits
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Posted: 12-July-2006 at 22:02 |
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here we go again...............
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale (remember, keep it clean, and no naughty pictures!) |
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You bad lad, Pits
This site is very peaceful at this hour of the morning...luverly jubberly |
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I just knew Rhys couldn't resist shutting the last one
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IamSpartacus
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You encouraged him.... just the threat of 'that' picture and the mods get threadlock! (understandably in the case of said picture)
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Ah, what power I hold just by posting that pic. Just think, I could bring this thread to a premature end bwahahahahahahahahaha |
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Goldryder
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Careful what you're holding Ivy, it could land you in deep water |
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Eventually - It had lasted from the 30th November 2005 - 7&1/2 months, 536 posts, 4832 views, not bad eh? we open one - he close one - we open new one - that's life! |
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Rhys
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Who said I closed it? There are more than one of us on here you know.. |
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I've got waders for that |
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There sure are mate, don't post for a while, they think your dead It might just be easier to remove the poster if "that" picture appears again ! |
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Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?" |
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Can I borrow you please Rhys.... I got one moderator on tantrum strike and one away on a course...which means Ise running about tween two sites...90% membership of both from over the pond...just a fortnight til my little holiday though.. Never ever ever work with tantrum throwing moderators...sheeesh, they do your flamin' head in The members are fine, its one of the staff that is being a pain in the wotsit |
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Always give 100% at work...
Too true, don;t you think? |
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1. Never walk without a document in your hands 2. Use computers to look busy 3. Messy desk 4. Voice Mail 5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed 6. Leave the office late 7. Creative Sighing for Effect 8. Stacking Strategy 9. Build Vocabulary 10. Have 2 Jackets
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I couldn't agree more!!! |
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Two married men are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says,"You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and YELLS at me for staying out so late! His friend looks at him and says "Well your obviously taking the wrong approach.I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the stairs, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, slap her on the ass and say! WHO'S HORNEY????!!!" and she acts like she's asleep! Works every time!! Edited by Pharaoh |
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I had to see it for my-self or i would never have believed it.
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@ Pharaoh, Err, does Jane know your telling jokes like this? See you BOTH sunday!!!
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Horsetan
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She's probably the one typing them under his identity! |
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Out on her royal yacht the Queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Popeye "Better to have loved and lost, than to be stuck with the psycho for trhe rest of your life!!!" |
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