Sauna Joke

Three men, an American, a Japanese, and an Irishman, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm, and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at him questionably.

'That was my pager" he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".

 
A few minutes later a phone started to ring...
The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear and started talking to someone.

When he finished, he explained,
"That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

 
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive.

So, he stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.

 
He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Irishman finally
said ......

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