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Rhys 
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 Posted: 20-November-2008 at 18:41 |
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It is wiser to keep quiet and let people think you are an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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thepits
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Posted: 20-November-2008 at 19:11 |
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Posted: 21-November-2008 at 17:45 |
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I've given up drinking (truly,,,dry five weeks
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thepits
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Posted: 22-November-2008 at 11:48 |
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Topical - and hot from the press...
"I hear that John Sergeant has waltzed off the dance floor. I've thought long and hard about the implications of this and then, just a moment ago, I realised I don't care" (Jeremy Clarkson)
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Bigian
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Posted: 23-November-2008 at 12:58 |
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My thought of the day is. Where the hell did all this snow come from about a foot on top of car bugger im going to have to buy a shovel now to get out of drive dam i cant get out to buy shovel. Edited by Bigian |
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thepits
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Posted: 23-November-2008 at 13:01 |
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"Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind" (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) |
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Peter Fenwick
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Posted: 23-November-2008 at 13:56 |
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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lesurely
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Posted: 24-November-2008 at 10:47 |
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Rhys
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Posted: 24-November-2008 at 17:48 |
Which leads to... "How does a man who drives a snow-plough get to work?" |
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lesurely
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Posted: 25-November-2008 at 15:25 |
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[/QUOTE] Dont know how |
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deeko1973
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Posted: 25-November-2008 at 16:01 |
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My thought for the day is... The same as most days really...
Ahhhhh...... Edited by deeko1973 |
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Posted: 25-November-2008 at 16:17 |
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!
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thepits
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Posted: 25-November-2008 at 18:31 |
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"Hardware: This is the part of your computer that stops working when you spill beer on it"
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Bigian
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Posted: 25-November-2008 at 19:08 |
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Posted: 27-November-2008 at 20:24 |
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" A balanced diet is a spoon in both hands"
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Posted: 27-November-2008 at 20:41 |
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A Balanced Diet is a Glass of Wine in both hands ...
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Posted: 05-December-2008 at 15:54 |
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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!' |
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Posted: 07-December-2008 at 18:52 |
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On the chest men have more hair than women. On the head women have more hair than men. On the face men have more hair than women. But on the whole women have more hair.
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lesurely
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Posted: 09-December-2008 at 11:15 |
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One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
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Posted: 21-December-2008 at 02:13 |
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Quote of the day: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater." If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. |
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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