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Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

For all fathers,

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."

Definatley with you on that one chap! I have a 5 year old and a 4 year old who always thinks I'm wrong!

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This is 100% true, an artist once told me : "See things as they are, not as you know them to be"

I have often thought this to be good advice even though I am not an artist!

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Originally posted by 540 V8 540 V8 wrote:

an artist once told me : "See things as they are, not as you know them to be"
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I would rather fail in a cause that will ultimately succeed than succeed in a cause that will ultimately fail.
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There are three types of people in this world.

Those who can count, and those who cant.
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

 
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We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box
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Ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
It's finally explained here in one easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.



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Why are women so utterly, utterly convoluted???
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Woman claim they multitask.

Men don't, they just get on with doing the One task.... properly.

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The proliferation of access for the disabled is actually a Dalek conspiracy

 

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Life is a journey, it's up to you which kind (and there is no sat nav for this journey!)

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You can't, in any reasonable way, both tell people to think for themselves and be surprised that they think stupid things.
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What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy???

 

 

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.   
   
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