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    Posted: 14-June-2010 at 12:44
True, the flag-wavers tend to be BNP types or chavs but this is the World Cup. Everybody is waving their national flag.

The ABE (Anybody But England) campaign by the other members of the UK just shows what a miserable bunch of lemon suckers they are - just because THEY didn't get to qualify.

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Originally posted by AndyS AndyS wrote:


But it's not ok to be proud to be English??? 

WTF's that all about? 

It is ok to be proud to be English, the issue is that the far right hijacked the flags for their own use so we need to claim them back.

One of the reasons why i've not joined in the 'flags on cars bashing'.

It's nice to see a bit of pride and patriotism. 

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A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men in England. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research . Could all men in England with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

If the above is indeed true then what do you make of this one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm



They're doing it because we've finally got rid of the two-faced jock squatter.

It's ENGLAND so we'll fly our bloody flag if we want to.

Anyway, what about all the cars flying a white flag with a blue cross?

It's ok to be proud to be Scottish. 

It's ok to be proud to be Welsh. 

It's ok to be proud to be Irish.   

But it's not ok to be proud to be English??? 

WTF's that all about? 

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Originally posted by m3Cecotto m3Cecotto wrote:


A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men in England. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research . Could all men in England with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

If the above is indeed true then what do you make of this one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm

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Motorhead would be so cool!

If they were entered, I would for once watch the show!

Now you are talking.  Could you imagine big Lemmey up on stage giving it plenty......the folk in Moldovia would never get it....

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Motorhead would be so cool!

If they were entered, I would for once watch the show!

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Originally posted by AndyS AndyS wrote:

On a similar note, since the UK always comes last (or near it) in the Eurovision Song Contest due to the tactical voting of other countries

We come last because we enter sh*t songs. Any year we have had a decent entry we have done well.

I mean look at the music the UK has given the world; Cold play, Oasis, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, The Beatles, The rolling stones, etc etc.

I could go one for pages and pages with bands/artists that have produced music that has sold millions worldwide.

Yet what do we enter into eurovision, possibley one of the worst songs i've heard all year. Even if it was the best song no one will vote for it because it symbolises just how seriously we don't take the competition.

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Originally posted by AndyS AndyS wrote:

On a similar note, since the UK always comes last (or near it) in the Eurovision Song Contest due to the tactical voting of other countries to promote close neighbours, I thought it would be a good idea for UK Ltd to enter as individual countries. That way we could award each other maximum points no matter how bad the song was. After all, it works for Greece, Scandinavia etc.

The only fly in the ointment is that many Scottish, Welsh & Northern Irish would rather vote for the opposition than England.

What map do you have that puts Greece next to Scandinavia ?

Unfold it man

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On a similar note, since the UK always comes last (or near it) in the Eurovision Song Contest due to the tactical voting of other countries to promote close neighbours, I thought it would be a good idea for UK Ltd to enter as individual countries. That way we could award each other maximum points no matter how bad the song was. After all, it works for Greece, Scandinavia etc.

The only fly in the ointment is that many Scottish, Welsh & Northern Irish would rather vote for the opposition than England.

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Originally posted by Jack735 Jack735 wrote:

There will always be an England – we know that much is true. But there will always be a Scotland.....

O/T - be proud - a certain Dario Franchitti won the Indy500 last weekend - he's Scottish

 

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How would you know K? Have you or your missus had the pleasure of sizing up an Indians manhood??

Nah - I read the BBC link I poosted (the post with the Nelson Ha Ha pic)

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Originally posted by Jack735 Jack735 wrote:

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Awwww didn't jockland qualify ?

 

Oi! Jockland has a capital

 

 

Edinburgh

Never mind, you can always support England ( for a few games anyway lol), it'll be good practice for the olympics, where for reasons I cannot fathom, team GBR will be England.

I can't get my head around that one, The Scots and Welsh always complain the English do this, do that, ride roughshot over the other two, and when we get the chance to do something that is all three of our so called "nations" ..... two don't want to play !

As someone who is English but lived all but a couple of years in Scotland I can see why everyone complains.

 

If the home nations were combined to be a GB team for the Olympics then you can bet your bottom dollar there would be calls, particularly from the African, other emerging nations and smaller European nations that the 4 national teams always be merged into a GB team.  No matter what FIFA say you know it would happen.

 

A GB national team wouldn’t be a team made up from the 4 nations, it would be an England team with token others in the squad.  OK I’ll admit at the moment there's probably none who would be an automatic pick for that GB team but again that bottom dollar would suggest even Kenny Dalglish or Ryan Giggs would have struggled.

 

European football has huge implications.  I’ll just let you think about this. 

 

One GB team.

 

One set of clubs in the European competitions, not just the national ones but the club ones too. 

 

That would have to come from a ‘single’ GB league? 

 

Which EPL/Championship clubs are going to agree to loosing millions so that a few Scottish, Welsh and Irish clubs can take their place at the trough?

 

 

Where do you think the HQ for all this would be?

 

 

There will always be an England – we know that much is true.

 

But there will always be a Scotland, and Wales and a Northern Ireland too!

 

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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:


Hmmmm I'd wondered why my wife gave me the pet name of Justin !



You've lost me there! Are you implying that you have an Indian sized manhood?




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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Hmmmm I'd wondered why my wife gave me the pet name of Justin !

You've lost me there! Are you implying that you have an Indian sized manhood?

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Originally posted by Jack735 Jack735 wrote:

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Awwww didn't jockland qualify ?

 

Oi! Jockland has a capital

 

 

Edinburgh

Never mind, you can always support England ( for a few games anyway lol), it'll be good practice for the olympics, where for reasons I cannot fathom, team GBR will be England.

I can't get my head around that one, The Scots and Welsh always complain the English do this, do that, ride roughshot over the other two, and when we get the chance to do something that is all three of our so called "nations" ..... two don't want to play !

 

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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Awwww didn't jockland qualify ?

 

Oi! Jockland has a capital

 

 

Edinburgh

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Originally posted by m3Cecotto m3Cecotto wrote:


A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men in England. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research . Could all men in England with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

Probably more accurate to make that just 4 weeks

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flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?
why would i want to do that? we've already had St Georges Day

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

The last joke reminded me of this article I saw recently.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

Ha Ha

 

Hmmmm I'd wondered why my wife gave me the pet name of Justin !

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Originally posted by m3Cecotto m3Cecotto wrote:


A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men in England. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research . Could all men in England with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

 

Awwww didn't jockland qualify ?

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