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Nigel
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I found this rather amusing :
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They had a Mastermind competition at the school I went to
the first question..Who the F**k are you lookin' at |
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I have been diagnosed with ADHOtS. Attention Deficit Hyperactive Ohh that's Shiney
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Brilliant
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lmao ...... thats brilliant
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BMW E36 328is M52B28 - SOLD BMW E36 318is M44 - SOLD |
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Condom factory burns down in ENGLAND
Andrew Lansley MP MINISTER FOR HEALTH is awakened at 4am by the telephone. 'Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire English supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.' Andrew Lansley: 'Sh*t !! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.... We'll be ruined.' 'We're going to have to ship some in from France?' 'Bad idea! The frogs will have a field day on this one.' Junior Minister: 'What about Scotland?' Andrew Lansley: 'I'll call Alex Salmond.' Tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way they'll continue to respect the English Three days later a delighted Andrew Lansley MP runs out to open the boxes that arrived at the Post Office. He finds five million condoms: 10 inches long, 3 inches thick, all coloured blue and white with small writing on each one. MADE IN SCOTLAND - SIZE: MEDIUM SCOTLAND FOR EVER Edited by nero |
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kbannon
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The last joke reminded me of this article I saw recently. |
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A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men in England. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research . Could all men in England with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars? |
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Nigel
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Awwww didn't jockland qualify ? |
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Nigel
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Hmmmm I'd wondered why my wife gave me the pet name of Justin ! |
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care. |
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Ham328
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Probably more accurate to make that just 4 weeks |
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Mrs Pontipine is a nosey bint.
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Jack735
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Oi! Jockland has a capital
Edinburgh |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Nigel
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Never mind, you can always support England ( for a few games anyway lol), it'll be good practice for the olympics, where for reasons I cannot fathom, team GBR will be England. I can't get my head around that one, The Scots and Welsh always complain the English do this, do that, ride roughshot over the other two, and when we get the chance to do something that is all three of our so called "nations" ..... two don't want to play !
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kbannon
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You've lost me there! Are you implying that you have an Indian sized manhood? |
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How would you know K? Have you or your missus had the pleasure of sizing up an Indians manhood?? |
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As someone who is English but lived all but a couple of years in If the home nations were combined to be a GB team for the Olympics then you can bet your bottom dollar there would be calls, particularly from the African, other emerging nations and smaller European nations that the 4 national teams always be merged into a GB team. No matter what FIFA say you know it would happen. A GB national team wouldn’t be a team made up from the 4 nations, it would be an European football has huge implications. I’ll just let you think about this. One GB team. One set of clubs in the European competitions, not just the national ones but the club ones too. That would have to come from a ‘single’ GB league? Which EPL/Championship clubs are going to agree to loosing millions so that a few Scottish, Welsh and Irish clubs can take their place at the trough? Where do you think the HQ for all this would be? There will always be an But there will always be a
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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kbannon
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Nah - I read the BBC link I poosted (the post with the Nelson Ha Ha pic) |
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O/T - be proud - a certain Dario Franchitti won the Indy500 last weekend - he's Scottish
(of Italian descent) - |
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On a similar note, since the UK always comes last (or near it) in the Eurovision Song Contest due to the tactical voting of other countries to promote close neighbours, I thought it would be a good idea for UK Ltd to enter as individual countries. That way we could award each other maximum points no matter how bad the song was. After all, it works for Greece, Scandinavia etc. The only fly in the ointment is that many Scottish, Welsh & Northern Irish would rather vote for the opposition than England. |
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