Have you heard the one about the blonde?

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!

In Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this 

congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux

Klan." This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot 

tolerate. 

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.. Now, I want the 

Party  who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this 

Christian Family.' 

No one moved. 

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face 

me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven 

and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your 

transgression.' 

Again all was quiet. 

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would 

Stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice 

quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible 

misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux

Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a 

Wizard under the sheets.' 

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the 

Congregation roared. 

stephenperry wrote: a dog person are you Cambell?

Damn right !! nice to have a pet that can interact with you and not just sit there licking itself after it ruined your house and owning you !!

Issy wrote:

awwwwwww 

Q What do you call 10 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?

A A telescope!