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    Posted: 13-October-2010 at 18:48
From Tam Cowan's Daily Record Blog - some new blonde jokes that I've not heard before

Have you heard the one about the blonde?

P.S. any blondes who attempted to read this, please don't take offence






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Funny
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Brilliant!!
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heres an old one...

how do you make a blonde laugh on a saturday?
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Dunno??
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Q. What do you call an intelligent blonde ?

A. A Golden Retriever



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Q. What do you call a blonde with a BMW?

A. Chairperson of the Scottish Region

OMG it's not a joke  


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Originally posted by vpricey vpricey wrote:

Dunno??

tell her a joke on wednesday.
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Originally posted by davy tombstone davy tombstone wrote:

Originally posted by vpricey vpricey wrote:

Dunno??

tell her a joke on wednesday.

hahahahahahahaha,

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Q What do you call 10 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?

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Blonde walks into a bar and stands next to a large construction worker. She looks at him and asks, "why do your wellie boots have L & R on them ?"

He replies "I'm a bit thick and that reminds me that L goes on my left foot and R goes on my right foot" Her eyes light up as she exclaims "Oh !!!!! That'll be why my knickers have C & A on them then!!"

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Blonde walks into a bar and stands next to a large construction worker. She looks at him and asks, "why do your wellie boots have L & R on them ?"

He replies "I'm a bit thick and that reminds me that L goes on my left foot and R goes on my right foot" Her eyes light up as she exclaims "Oh !!!!! That'll be why my knickers have C & A on them then!!"



I saw that one coming - how did I know, it says Medium on my underpants





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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

Q. What do you call a blonde with a BMW?

A. Chairperson of the Scottish Region

OMG it's not a joke  


Ehhhhhh pick on me why dont you!! This was bad enough!!!!! 



Anyway Im going ginger to match my pussy!!! 

























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Nice pic of power station soot
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Nice pic of power station soot


I know it needs washed and im stressing about it but im not up to it so going to try jet wash it at the weekend.


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Originally posted by Issy Issy wrote:





awwwwwww 

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Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

awwwwww 



Thats Chester he is 6 weeks old!


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what a cutie  sorry, very soppy, definately a cat person, i can never resist a feline!

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Originally posted by Issy Issy wrote:

Thats Chester he is 6 weeks old!

A great money saving device, save buying a suite ever again as I'm sure Chester will sharpen his claws on it. Oh aye, he'll spray everywhere so the house will stink of cat p1sh. Indifferent insignificent and pointless little animals.

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a dog person are you Cambell?

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