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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

[I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.

That just means there are those out there doing even better to bring the average out the way it does biglaughbiggrinbounce2biglaugh

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Trouble is, we spend too many hours under our German ladies.........

Speaking as someone who has just replaced the auto gearbox oil pickup filter on the 540. Had to do it on the drive yesterday, never got so wet in one day jacking the car up !!

I used 7 litres of oil (it wasn't a total drain). Got the oil from a lubricant specialist, just glad I didn't buy it from the stealer (comes out at around £17.50 a litre GULP !!).

Hands stink of synthetic gearbox oil, but they are very smooth !!

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can't beat a good 'lubebiggrinbounce2
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LOL, Peter what have you started !!

Keep up the good banter guy's  !!

 

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dear, oh dear, oh dear
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Goldryder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 19:22

Who needs boffins to tell us that BMW owners get more sex....

 

Its getting very plain on this thread that the oats are well used....

 

All this talk of lubrication is enough to turn a girl to blushing....

 

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Smilies seem to be doing well !
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Its getting very plain on this thread that the oats are well used....



Yes, but....



Note to Killian, Nigel, et al: "Don't you dare touch this posting."

Where has that delete button gone ? !!!! 



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PMSL.....

 

Quit horsing around  

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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

PMSL.....



Quit horsing around



...whilst you're ahead....

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I think you are into your horses a bit too much!
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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I think you are into your horses a bit too much!


I didn't start this thread!

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Me finx Tan has got brake HORSE power muddled with HORSES....(not to mention the oats too  )

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He is the one who brought Horses into the Conversation !
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What confuses me (which isn't difficult) is where the association is with BMW owners getting it more and horses....

 

I need a stiff one...drink that is.....

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I was going to say that at least Father Ted had not made it into the link but he has !    
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Horsey

You need help mate, give matron a call, get her to bring more screens

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Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

He is the one who brought Horses into the Conversation !


If you refer carefully back into recent postings, you will find that Killian lit the spark, with his remark about oats. After that, it was downhill all the way....

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Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

I was going to say that at least†Father Ted had not made it into the link but he has !




There. That good enough for you?

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