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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

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Be quiet, Nigel.

I find my horse is just as good company as a good woman, no disrespect meant, and when he's lying down in his stable
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Oooh, got so excited I pressed the button before writing the post.... (think of football, think of football, think of football) anyway, back to the post///

Be careful Horsey, the RSPCA could have something to say about your relationship!!

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I guess his favourite tv show is Muffin The Mule!

I'll get me coat!

 

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I guess his favourite tv show is Muffin The Mule!


I'll get me coat!




At least he's not Dobbin the donkey...
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I think the last couple of posts show how people have really aged....

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Well at least no Muffim The Mule Jokes
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I think we've opened a window there, haven't we? We'll shut it now...

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you scared of the truth Ivan?

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Would that be "truth" as defined by the "Daily Mirror", Killian???

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PMSL

 

I have gone all HORSE with laughing so much 

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Oh, it's alright for you....! I've got to sit here and read all these hack amateur comedy attempts

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Sounds like Horsey's a bit of an Equestrian Thespian daaarling....

(try thaying that witfh a lifpt)

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Who was it that brought in the HORSES in the first place?

 

 

Cos they should be left outside.  They make a hell of a mess on the carpet.

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So - we have now sunk to the Depths of the Carry On Films!

Miniture Horses ok inside as smaller than some dogs, also Rocking & Clothes Horses dont make much mess,

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Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Sounds like Horsey's a bit of an Equestrian Thespian daaarling....


(try thaying that witfh a lifpt)



I'm classically trained, I'll have you know...

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Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

...Clothes Horses dont make much mess,



..unless you're married to one, in which case the mess is on your bank and credit card statements....

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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

...Clothes Horses dont make much mess,



..unless you're married to one, in which case the mess is on your bank and credit card statements....

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

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Ah, the voice of someone who's been there?

That's why my Six has a sticker in the rear windscreen reading:

"ABOLISH DIVORCE. STAY SINGLE."

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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:





That's why my Six has a sticker in the rear windscreen reading:

"ABOLISH DIVORCE. STAY SINGLE."

  Now i know ive just crossed 9 timezones but that makes no sense, if you stay single there is no need to get Divorced, so why abolish it ?  Someone has lost plot & its not me

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Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

Now i know ive just crossed 9 timezones but that makes no sense, if you stay single there is no need to get Divorced, so why abolish it ?  Someone has lost plot & its not me



You've just answered your own question. If you stay single, there's no need for divorce. If there's no need for divorce, then the concept can be abolished.

*sigh*

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