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    Posted: 12-May-2004 at 07:22
I got 35, but then again I could be lying...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 21:50
I got 55 on the honest score.......is that good or bad ?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 18:55

30% on the honest score, it said it was in the middle of the road. I always drive on the left, honest Officer.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 15:59
on a similar note
I got 15%
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 15:50

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

....I'll accept suggestions from those of you that know me


...intimately?

I wouldn't want to upset the horse...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 14:16
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

....I'll accept suggestions from those of you that know me


...intimately?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:51

Derek
apparently you will kick the bucket on Wed May 12th 2004 - just enough time to change your will and leave your M5 to me!

Oh, and both the gender & sex tests rejected your details - almost seemed like it was laughing at you

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:31
Office morality filter strikes again, but to get into the spirit of the thread, I'll accept suggestions form those of you that know meBig Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10-May-2004 at 12:57

Well, I'm going to live to 72 which isn't bad but I'm going to die on my birthday which is a bit of a bummer. Only a 3% chance of homicide

I'm 54% pure and I am only going to have 3 more sexual partners in my lifetime, 2 of which I'm going to fall in love with. Best not let my girlfriend know that!! I also stand a 36% chance of dying during sex. Couldn't think of a better way to go!

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I'm 64% pure

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-May-2004 at 00:58

Oh Jebus - they are 72% sure Im a woman - I must get my birth cert altered!
At least now I can tell the world about my dress wearing habits and not be embarrased 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 23:53

Do the gender test Killian

Lets have the truth lol

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Apparently I am a mere 27% wench..can't be bad  lol
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Did I say this would go downhill?

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Apparently I will pop my cloggs on Monday, April 16th 2035, when Im 62.

According to the Sex Test Result:- "You have a 82% chance of dying during sex" - what a way to go (like Atilla the Hun!)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 21:22

But I am 92% woman apparently and 98% compatable with my other half.....

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:59
I'm off back to the stables.....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:49
I'm 35% pure
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 18:02

I also did the 'Purity Test'.....78%

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 17:04

I'm Febuary the 9th 2017

It must have been the team sex that did for you lol 

And apparently I'm a woman...move over Gary



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