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    Posted: 04-June-2004 at 09:03
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 09:04
Try as he might, Baz still couldn't find the battery...
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Baz takes preparation for his new job as Hit-Man very seriously...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 09:11
Baz wakes up after the missus kicked him out again
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 09:15
How do you start these things again?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 11:31
Baz trys to calculate how many DEAD bodies he can get in his boot! Intact!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 15:12
Preparation for the drug run continued apace...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 15:24

Do you rekon my car would look lower if I lie in the boot and would it upset the handling?

 

Do you think I'd get a free ferry ride with no passport in here.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 15:40

Baz thinks this would be a good idea to get into the next Crail Thrash without paying.

Unfortunately he was at sea when the programme about the Crail Thrash was shown - it showed some neds trying just this stunt, but Willie was wise to it and turfed them out






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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 16:08
Baz finds the perfect place to stash his porno collection...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 16:14

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Baz finds the perfect place to stash his porno collection...

He's removing the back seat to make more room to get it all in






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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 18:01

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Baz finds the perfect place to stash his porno collection...

I'm just waiting for the M3 touring!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 21:35
Baz says, "She'll never find my credit cards in here!"
Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
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Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 21:59
OK so how do i get out of here?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 22:01
I`m not so sure welding up the doors was a good plan !
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-June-2004 at 22:09
Baz says, " I never could get this damn CD multi-stack to work!"
Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-June-2004 at 06:12
The New spoiler Baz was fitting, was a little over the top!!!!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-June-2004 at 07:41
So - there i was lying like this & the police came over & said "Excuse me sir have you Been Drinking ? How do you think you can drive the car from this position ?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-June-2004 at 21:52

I'm sure the Haynes manual showed it was here !

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-June-2004 at 13:39
Originally posted by Webdunk Webdunk wrote:



"Bazza suddenly realised that stashing his partner's corpse in the boot was a bit harder than it looked...."

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