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    Posted: 15-July-2004 at 23:14
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Yes, you nedettes & sengas can look pure class with "the pure thong" - a not-so-delicate white number with "pure heavy stunnah" emblazoned on the front



And a large, tacky gold(?) neck chain with 'Chelsea-anne' or similar on it.




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The Ford Capri was brilliant for getting used to RWD cars and their vices..

Totoally enjoyable to drive, specially in wet weather..certainly split the men from the boys lol
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Goldryder: had 2 sand bags (1 either side) in it to hold the ass end from going round all the time however i upgraded to cement on the 2.8i as the sand just couldn't hack it (split from g force :).

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Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

oh ffs

Yes, you nedettes & sengas can look pure class with "the pure thong" - a not-so-delicate white number with "pure heavy stunnah" emblazoned on the front

And a large, tacky gold(?) neck chain with 'Chelsea-anne' or similar on it.
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oh ffs

Yes, you nedettes & sengas can look pure class with "the pure thong" - a not-so-delicate white number with "pure heavy stunnah" emblazoned on the front

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Checking out the SHOAP section is a must!
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"ahts pure class an aht no big man!"

Especially like the neds gallery (think i recognise a few) and the reference to the ned in the car with a burberry baseball cap. Its funny because its true.
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Here's another ned-spotting site:

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

Check out the "weapons" page  


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Burberry used to be exclusive, Genuine still is expensive, could be cheep chinese imports,



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Ford Capri 1.6 Laser, while everyone else had escorts and fiestas i went for the bodie and doyle mobile as it was a great car for shagging in and had bags of space.

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Did you put the required paving slabs in the boot, as advised by Ford?

I did, and it worked a treat

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Ford Capri 1.6 Laser, while everyone else had escorts and fiestas i went for the bodie and doyle mobile as it was a great car for shagging in and had bags of space.

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H reg mini in yellow . the one with the hydrolastic suspension boing boingy boing
just a little crazy.


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good roads up there tho' I am thinking about trying to organise a bit of a "tour" round some good roads soon..... might be worth a thread???
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Think my folks have the right idea. Moving to spain where they dont get fleeced for everything they purchase and the weathers much nicer too.
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so are the english apparently....
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My scottish is pretty poor too which is a shame as its my first language but i'll translate, it roughly means:

"please sir would you be so kind as to not take this buckfast alcoholic wine from me that i am currently consuming". Only being in Glasgow it is said with absolutely no manners and often preceeds a barage of swear words or even the challenge of a "square-go" (stand up fight).

We scots are a civilised society!
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don't tell 'em about merc interiors then for ****s sake!

we don't seem to see much burberry down here any more, lots of nickelson tops tho'.

you really are going to have to help me with that last statement, my 1/4 scottishness can't work that out!
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Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Outside the parking area was his 'stallion'...poor lamb was quite proud of it...a Ford Fiesta complete with bad boy bonnet, black windows, scooby look bonnet scoop, furry dice, seatbelt pads...the whole nine yards....even down to the bodykit that looked like the car was still growing into  lol

Surely there must have been even a slight bit of burberry in the equation?

kenny, I worry about you and burberry you know... are you on a 'pay-per-mention' or something? 

Certainly not! Id rather refer to burberry as 'ned tartain' it just that every single ned i see or worse, meet, seems to be wearing something burberry and more often than not a mera peak jacket. This is the case throughout the height of summer! Don't know if its just a scottish thing?

"gonnae no take ma buckie mister!"
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Points: 2098 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12-July-2004 at 15:24
Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Outside the parking area was his 'stallion'...poor lamb was quite proud of it...a Ford Fiesta complete with bad boy bonnet, black windows, scooby look bonnet scoop, furry dice, seatbelt pads...the whole nine yards....even down to the bodykit that looked like the car was still growing into  lol

Surely there must have been even a slight bit of burberry in the equation?

kenny, I worry about you and burberry you know... are you on a 'pay-per-mention' or something? 
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