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    Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:35

ok - time for some closure on this before it gets outta hand!

Back to slagging Ivan!
Well what can i say !...... Lets get Ivan
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<edit> Nigel - great minds think alike! </edit>



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Points: 6941 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:34

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

hey thats clever, an automatic bleeping machine to censor all my swearwords

Oh yes, and if it fails, or is found to be working too hard, there is a little button I can press, then oops you cant post any more !!
Best Wishes

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:33
Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

sorry its the Tourettes

they do make my breath smell lovely and minty though....

 

KILLIAN!!!!!!!!

Look what you have started 

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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:31

sorry its the Tourettes

they do make my breath smell lovely and minty though....


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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:31

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

must have been the face... it looked like a slapped **** so it got me thinking dark... dirty... thoughts....

 

Calm down dear..you know you're not to get excited... 

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hey thats clever, an automatic bleeping machine to censor all my  swearwords

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must have been the face... it looked like a slapped **** so it got me thinking dark... dirty... thoughts....

    2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
    1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
    2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
    1999 BMW 323Ci
    1995 BMW 318i SE
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:28

Whips...rubber....

OMG

This is worse than first thought, this person is a closet nymphomaniac...all your fault Killian..you posted the original pic of the blonde...now look what you have done....

You have corrupted this poor demented lad....
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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:26

You can all have a whipround (ooer) for my chrimbo pressie - one of those lovely wraparound coats with the arms sown together and ten rolls of rubber wallpaper to redecorate my cell, ahem, i mean room  



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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:23
Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

That's cos I am

I think I'll be quiet now. 

 

Where's Nigel or Horsey when you need them.....we got a live one here lads...straightjacket required urgently 

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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:21
Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

I think I'll be quiet now. 

you'll be better off for it!
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That's cos I am

I think I'll be quiet now. 


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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:17

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

mind you, those pills might be handy....

 

You are starting to sound really really desperate 

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mind you, those pills might be handy....

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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:11
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

 who the hell is it anyway?

I believe she works for a dealer who advertises on that site.

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

heres another one, bit risque for eBay....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5509208134&rd=1

how did you find that? I see it is listed in everything else >> general where you can find pills that make parts of your anatomy larger

 

i just typed in "wife" in the search engine (looking for wives for sale, not that i could afford the running costs, but thats another story), honest 

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:08

Is there nothing that can't be attempted to be sold on Ebay?????

 

And as for anatomical extending...I saw a documentary once that showed the not too pleasant side effects of such things...brought tears to the eyes...
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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 22:02

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

 who the hell is it anyway?

I believe she works for a dealer who advertises on that site.

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

heres another one, bit risque for eBay....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5509208134&rd=1

how did you find that? I see it is listed in everything else >> general where you can find pills that make parts of your anatomy larger

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heres another one, bit risque for eBay....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5509208134&rd=1

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 who the hell is it anyway?

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2004 at 20:30
Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

You guys are so CRUEL!!!!!!

Neither of you would exist without a woman to pick up your dirty laundry, cook your meals, clean up your mess etc.....

 

Perhaps, but woman wouldn't exist without us to start the ball rolling. Cant argue with that.

 

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