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Mining cheese on the moon....well....ummm....erm....it does have dents in it, like Leerdammer does, that could be holes (but seen from earth they look like dents), so I spose cheese mining might be a booming business proposition...providing you can stop that really annoying cow from jumping over it all the time, of course.

Goldryder wrote: Mining cheese on the moon....well....ummm....erm....it does have dents in it, like Leerdammer does, that could be holes (but seen from earth they look like dents), so I spose cheese mining might be a booming business proposition...providing you can stop that really annoying cow from jumping over it all the time, of course.

..trouble is they have difficulty mining it, cos' the dog ran away with the spoon..

Rhys wrote: Goldryder wrote: Mining cheese on the moon....well....ummm....erm....it does have dents in it, like Leerdammer does, that could be holes (but seen from earth they look like dents), so I spose cheese mining might be a booming business proposition...providing you can stop that really annoying cow from jumping over it all the time, of course. ..trouble is they have difficulty mining it, cos' the dog ran away with the spoon..

You know your nursery rhymes then Rhys....

Its typical though, isn't it?  Flaming neighbourhood mutt nicks the spoon so no-one can mine the cheese but can you find a copper when you really need one?

Nope, they are all doing 159mph down a motorway for the fun of it.

Oh well, looks like cheese is off the menu for the time being...or at least til that pesky mutt has come back with the spoon.