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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
Topic: A day in the life of a BMW driver ... Posted: 18-November-2002 at 18:35 |
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pcbim
Groupie Joined: 12-October-2002 Location: Bristol Status: Offline Points: 80 |
Posted: 18-November-2002 at 19:13 |
with his attitude sounds like he deserves all that he gets |
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Rory
Newbie Joined: 30-October-2002 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 62 |
Posted: 19-November-2002 at 01:09 |
How funny is that! lol Mind you it would seem that some BM drivers do think that way. Rory |
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Adam Garside
Groupie Joined: 20-November-2002 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 70 |
Posted: 20-November-2002 at 12:21 |
The People in my work are giving me funny looks cos i'm laughing too loud! I know a guy like that in his 328i coupe, even though i roasted him round the basingstoke ring road he still looks down his nose at my car. Ha, Ha, eat E30 Dust! Adam, |
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MancRover
Groupie Joined: 13-November-2002 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 59 |
Posted: 20-November-2002 at 13:06 |
So a guy in a BMW is in a parking lot getting into his car. As soon as he opens the door, someone in another car drives by and knocks his door clean off. He starts sobbing next to his car. "My car! I've only had it for a month!"
A passer-by saw what happened and said, "Man- All you BMW drivers are the same! You're so materialistic!! You care so much about your car.. and you didn't even notice that your right arm got ripped off!"
The guy replied, "Oh my god!! My gold rolex!!!!" |
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the
other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
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captain picard
Newbie Joined: 07-December-2002 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 10 |
Posted: 07-December-2002 at 05:32 |
this cracked myself and my brother in law up a few days ago. i was sitting at the lights waiting to join the a127 at the a132 roundabout at basildon,essex and what pulls up along side...a 328i e36,not exactly unusual,but what he did next was..... now,my car is a 1984 323i in what i think is a cool colour-henna red,he decided that HE was going to race me from the line,so i let him.....he lost his arse end and proceeded to hit the kerb with his alloy and we were both sure he had buckled it(well,it looked that way from behind him),he wouldnt move over to let us overtake...(probably wasnt expecting an e30 to play,especially with nitrous!) anyway,i saw a gold cavalier come up the a128 sliproad at about 90 and the driver had the obligatory epolettes on(and nifty looking blue lights on the top of the headlamps!)...after cutting up several cars in what i can only descibe as the most stupid f-ing manouver i have seen in a long time,plodspots his first target...us!(should have known,the car has the nitrous badge warnings on the wings and on the boot!)so we sat at 70mph and moved over for him and after giving us the 'evils',he took off after the 328 i wonder if he got pulled by the fuzz......my wife says its quite painfull (but thats what you get when my tea aint ready when i get in,get back in the kitchen,why aint you hoovering?etc.....(lol)
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jaseb
Senior Member II Joined: 11-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 237 |
Posted: 03-January-2003 at 00:10 |
They'll expect us to use indicators soon as well... I do get a bit fed up with other inferior cars in the BMW lane, I mean I try and stay out of the fiesta lane (middle one obviously) and there's no way I'm going to get stuck oin the ruts of the lorry lane. Flippin oiks get everywhere. what is the world coming to |
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chrishay
Newbie Joined: 16-January-2003 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 2 |
Posted: 16-January-2003 at 18:29 |
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johno
Newbie Joined: 26-January-2003 Location: Great Britain Status: Offline Points: 3 |
Posted: 26-January-2003 at 15:38 |
can anybody help me on getting info on my 1990 535i sport auto.need some help on its history thanks |
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johno
Newbie Joined: 26-January-2003 Location: Great Britain Status: Offline Points: 3 |
Posted: 26-January-2003 at 16:02 |
is there really anybody out there or is this a setup.i really do need to find somebody who can help with info on my 535 sport.where are all the club reps,in the pub.
pppllleeeeeaaasssseeee help me |
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Slatz
Newbie Joined: 17-December-2002 Location: Great Britain Status: Offline Points: 40 |
Posted: 26-January-2003 at 16:53 |
Johno. Try posting in the Technical or General Members forum. You might get a better response!!! |
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Rhys
Moderator Group Coffee addict... Joined: 02-February-2003 Location: from the Latin locātiō Status: Offline Points: 10053 |
Posted: 17-February-2003 at 22:36 |
It does go to show that nearly every one ranks BMW drivers as the most ignorant and worst of car drivers. (those that don't drive BMW's anyway) As with everything its the few that give us a bad name.
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paul325i
Really Senior Member II Joined: 23-January-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 666 |
Posted: 20-February-2003 at 15:54 |
New 7 series drivers maybe, but us lowly E30 drivers are still on the ground, and i must admit i'm not scared to use that fiesta lane to save fuel but the bits of rusty ford that keep hitting my paintwork are to annoying to stay there for long, more of a rest then back to the carpet goes the big pedal.
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325SME
Senior Member II Joined: 09-December-2002 Location: The Valleys, South Wales Status: Offline Points: 154 |
Posted: 23-February-2003 at 22:10 |
Talking of BMW lanes, did you know there's a BMW only toll booth on the M4 by the Severn bridge? It's the last one on the right under the yellow sign, although to receive full benefit you do need the right change because it has a coin bin. See no human contact to slow you down!! It also has the magical ability to make sure the lane ahead of you is clear so you can return to normal cruising speed as quickly as possible!!
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