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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

Another Dundonian goes into Wallaces Cake Shop - he points at a cake and ask "Is that a doughnut or a meringue" the assistant replies "No you're right its a doughnut"

my favourite joke ever.
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Originally posted by bm24v bm24v wrote:

Originally posted by muppet 2 muppet 2 wrote:

Originally posted by bm24v bm24v wrote:

Hey jist think if see aw keep tokin lit this thay'll no unnnerston is...y'no it's nae wunner they canny git tae grip wi the Glasga lingo.

Richt so hoo kin pit sum uther waffle tae aw this..

your not  origionally from glasgow , are you

 

Yip....well boarn ther but moovd tae a wee village called Inchinnan (ootside Ersikine, or jist up fae renfra) in the 60's.

Ahh, that's why the accent has changed then
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A didny think it hud changed that mutch....maybe it hus...
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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

A Dundonian goes into Wallaces Peh shop for a peh and two bridies - a plain yin and a ninging ning an ah

eh?

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Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

A Dundonian goes into Wallaces Peh shop for a peh and two bridies - a plain yin and a ninging ning an ah

eh?

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Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

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Dundonian - A Dundonian goes into Wallaces Peh shop for a peh and two bridies - a plain yin and a ninging ning an ah

English Translation - A person from Dundee, goes into the local pie shop (Wallaces) for a Scotch Pie and 2 Bridies (it's something similar to a pasty, which comes in two varieties) - a plain one and an onion one as well

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well I'm not suprised Stephen didn't understand it as he's English (sorry sweary filter failed to work there)

I wish the chippies down here did haggis suppers as well (had a deep fried pizza in Inveraray - very nice)

And I've got a pic of me stood in front of the 'Vital Spark' somewhere (and i don't need a translator to understand it either).
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