Tall stories

One day the farmer's donkey fell down the well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finaly he decided the animal was old,and needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth to retrive the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realised what was happeninbg and cried horribly. Then, to everyones amazment, he quieted down. A few shovels loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped over the edge of the well and trotted of.

THE MORAL : Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy

1/ Free your heart from hatred

2/ Free your mind from worries

3/ Live simply

4/ Give more

5/ Expect less

OK, that's enough of that bullsh*t. ..........

The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the feild and kicked the sh*t out of him . Then he went over to each of his neighbours farms and kicked the sh*t out of them too for helping.

The Real Moral: when you try to cover your ass, it ALWAYS comes back to get you.