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for future husbands, what to remember

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and drink

Congratulations. 

I got married on 16th June this year and its brilliant - even if it is third time round.  I went to Dublin as part of our honeymoons - it was great.  I didn't think Temple Bar was tacky but it would have been nice to meet some Irish people

Need a 7 next year?

Remind me nearer the time and I'll co-ordinate it with its annual wash.

kbannon wrote: I recall a radio discussion about the cost of weddings in rip off Ireland. Seemingly some hotels made the couple use their cake knife and were charging them up to �60 (~�40) for it. Other hotels were charging corkage at a rate of �5 per glass poured!

You've stayed at Dromoland, then...

I was going to moderate that for language - but it's funny, so I'll leave it for someone else (besides my other half has just laughed at it as well and told me that's what she'll be saying when I want to go down the WMC...)

Simon and Mel had only been married for two weeks.

Simon, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to Mel,

"Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochycooh?" asked Mel.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

Mel said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

Simon didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because Mel interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

Simon, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f*cking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf*cking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, a**hole?"

bm24v wrote: Andrew Rolland wrote: As of 2pm on August 25th 2007 I am getting married Another 1 bite's the dust...

 Very Good!

What scared me last nite was the fact that we were sitting down looking at guest lists (yeah I know what a thrilling thing to do!) and then we moved on to the budget!

Turns out she has been increasing the budget as she goes along from the one we set months ago!  So instead of the wedding costing a lot it now costs a fortune!

Andrew

steven.seed wrote: ....some parts of it are lovely.....

Now this is news to me

Horsetan wrote: kbannon wrote: @ Horsey - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin#Name Killian: I know. What I was referring to was the sheer awfulness of Blackpool (as in tacky seaside town in Lancs.)...., which is what Dublin is not (unless of course you happen to catch Temple Bar on a bad night)

Only the central part of Blackpool is tacky, some parts of it are lovely. The tacky part of Blackpool is repeated in holiday resorts the world over. Try Benidorm for example. 

E46ACS wrote: I was on a stag do in Dublin earlier this year, my mate who I was sharing a room with never returned one night, I thought he got lucky until I found him the next morning in casulty......

What happened him? Where? I guess there are scumbags everywhere who get their fun doing that to people!


@ Horsey - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin#Name

Thats not nice. One reason why I've stopped going out into town on a night - too many idots getting popped up and causing trouble.

Bet he won't forget that night in a hurry.