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gary 
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"Has anyone seen my pussy"
"Yip here it is wrapped aroung the alternator......if I can just get my hand down a wee bit more....." |
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stevesingo
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 13:42 |
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Where does the washing powder go?
or Never mind the bloody caption, who let them out of the kitchen! Steve |
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ivanovoitch
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Where did all the white water come from? Joined: 18-January-2006 Location: dublin Status: Offline Points: 559 |
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Clarkson: "Even though there are these huge cooling ducts here and the engine has no cover at all, that thing has ten radiators. Three to cool the engine itself, three for the intercoolers, one to do the axle oil, one to do the engine oil and one to cool the hydraulic fluid used to raise that rear spoiler. It's got more radiators than my house!" May: "Oh stop it Clarkson. I don't care how many radiators it has. I've got a chill coming on so I'm bringing my blanket!" Edited by ivanovoitch |
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Chas C
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Nothing new under the sun Joined: 15-December-2004 Location: Aberdeenshire Status: Offline Points: 1620 |
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 14:46 |
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At that age, I don't think anyone wants to |
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IamSpartacus
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 14:49 |
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Now there's a mental image I didn't need this afternoon..... |
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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kbannon
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E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 15:08 |
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mechanic to ladies "now luv. Your car is set so that it will never leave 2nd gear or go over 1250 rpm!"
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
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Cambell
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 15:33 |
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A deputation from the "Gods Waiting Room Car Club (UK)" display a plucky "anything they can do..............." attitude !
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gav m coupe
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 16:07 |
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Old woman} If she's driving I'm bringing my own air bag Or Think it's about time i emptied this colostomy bag it's becoming a right pain in the @r$3 |
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Horsetan
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 18:32 |
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Meanwhile the latest volunteer for the Rylstone WI "t*ts Out" charity calendar opens up for the camera.....
"There's no buns big enough to cover THAT" Edited by Horsetan |
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Floody
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Posted: 06-February-2007 at 20:35 |
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"Take It" A blow job is out of the question!!! Edited by Floody |
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!  
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Floody
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Can we get your Mother to the camp site |
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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Cambell
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I'll bet that lot wouldn't believe theres a V10 under here, eh Vera?
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Chas C
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Posted: 08-February-2007 at 12:28 |
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Colostomy bags can be a lot of things but a pain in the @r$3 isn't one of them |
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gav m coupe
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stuartie
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It will go honest, ive just to wind up this elastic band again |
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John F
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Posted: 10-February-2007 at 15:48 |
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While the rest of the family arranged the gnomes, Martha got the cushions out for the back window.
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