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 Topic: If Sheryl Cole needs a lift..Posted: 06-February-2010 at 16:30 |
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Did you guys hear about the reason Ashley Cole gave to the judge as to why he was speeding??
He said he was trying to get home to his wife before John Terry got there.  |
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Posted: 05-February-2010 at 15:21 |
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Aw no.... now that made me cough and a bit of snot came shooting out and hit my monitor.  |
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Posted: 05-February-2010 at 11:02 |
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Be exclusive and drive a Petrol 5 Series!
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Posted: 05-February-2010 at 10:42 |
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Jack understands that the reason Ashley Cole was speeding was that he had just received a telephone call from a neighbour to say that John Terrys car was parked outside his house. |
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Posted: 04-February-2010 at 23:00 |
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Posted: 04-February-2010 at 21:15 |
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tut tut.. the bare cheek of it.. |
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Posted: 04-February-2010 at 20:51 |
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As long as i have a face, Cheryl Cole will always have a
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...aye you wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting now would you.
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I could give her a croggy on my old pushbike.. ..that's if she doesn't mind sitting on my 'chopper'  |
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Posted: 03-February-2010 at 14:52 |
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Do you think she'd mind a lift in my X reg Focus? |
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Pales into insignificance compared to that Swiss Ferrari driver the other week Edited by nero |
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Be exclusive and drive a Petrol 5 Series!
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Jack735 wrote: