BBQ Rules..

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   BBQ 
RULES

We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is 
important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime 
outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the 
following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes 
dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along 
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man 
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone 
where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities 
can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. 
He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the
 meat

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, 
sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon 
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing 
some women!

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Rhys Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Coffee addict... Joined: 02-February-2003 Location: from the Latin locātiō Status: Offline Points: 10053	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rhys Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: BBQ Rules.. Posted: 25-April-2010 at 14:15
	BBQ RULES We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
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Misty Morning Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II $Avatar$ Joined: 21-December-2006 Location: Up North Status: Offline Points: 1263	Post Options Post Reply Quote Misty Morning Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 25-April-2010 at 20:54
	In my house The woman also puts the meat on the grill