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Originally posted by AndyS AndyS wrote:

On a similar note, since the UK always comes last (or near it) in the Eurovision Song Contest due to the tactical voting of other countries to promote close neighbours, I thought it would be a good idea for UK Ltd to enter as individual countries. That way we could award each other maximum points no matter how bad the song was. After all, it works for Greece, Scandinavia etc.

The only fly in the ointment is that many Scottish, Welsh & Northern Irish would rather vote for the opposition than England.

What map do you have that puts Greece next to Scandinavia ?

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Originally posted by AndyS AndyS wrote:

On a similar note, since the UK always comes last (or near it) in the Eurovision Song Contest due to the tactical voting of other countries

We come last because we enter sh*t songs. Any year we have had a decent entry we have done well.

I mean look at the music the UK has given the world; Cold play, Oasis, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, The Beatles, The rolling stones, etc etc.

I could go one for pages and pages with bands/artists that have produced music that has sold millions worldwide.

Yet what do we enter into eurovision, possibley one of the worst songs i've heard all year. Even if it was the best song no one will vote for it because it symbolises just how seriously we don't take the competition.
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Motorhead would be so cool!

If they were entered, I would for once watch the show!
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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Motorhead would be so cool!

If they were entered, I would for once watch the show!

Now you are talking.  Could you imagine big Lemmey up on stage giving it plenty......the folk in Moldovia would never get it....
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Originally posted by m3Cecotto m3Cecotto wrote:


A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men in England. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research . Could all men in England with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

If the above is indeed true then what do you make of this one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm
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Originally posted by Andrew Rolland Andrew Rolland wrote:

Originally posted by m3Cecotto m3Cecotto wrote:


A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men in England. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research . Could all men in England with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

If the above is indeed true then what do you make of this one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm



They're doing it because we've finally got rid of the two-faced jock squatter.

It's ENGLAND so we'll fly our bloody flag if we want to.

Anyway, what about all the cars flying a white flag with a blue cross?

It's ok to be proud to be Scottish. 

It's ok to be proud to be Welsh. 

It's ok to be proud to be Irish.   

But it's not ok to be proud to be English??? 

WTF's that all about? 

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Originally posted by AndyS AndyS wrote:


But it's not ok to be proud to be English??? 

WTF's that all about? 

It is ok to be proud to be English, the issue is that the far right hijacked the flags for their own use so we need to claim them back.

One of the reasons why i've not joined in the 'flags on cars bashing'.

It's nice to see a bit of pride and patriotism. 
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True, the flag-wavers tend to be BNP types or chavs but this is the World Cup. Everybody is waving their national flag.

The ABE (Anybody But England) campaign by the other members of the UK just shows what a miserable bunch of lemon suckers they are - just because THEY didn't get to qualify.
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