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    Posted: 17-May-2004 at 15:13

Thought this was quite amusing. Only in America!

 

BRITNEY'S KNICKER BAN

BRITNEY SPEARS may have to wear big knickers next time she goes home. The pop princess, who has never been shy about showing off her thongs - both back and front - could find herself in jail if she flaunts it in Louisiana. A proposed new law in her home state will mean girls showing off "intimate clothing" beneath their trousers could be fined Ł300 or face up to six months in prison. State legislator Derrick Shepherd put forward the Bill because he was fed up with seeing so much underwear on display. "If parents can't do their job, if they can't regulate what their children wear, then there should be a law," he said.

OTHER BANS INCLUDE:

PENNSYLVANIA: Sleeping on top of a fridge outside
CALIFORNIA: Animals mating publicly within 1,500ft of a bar, school or place of worship
OHIO: Women wearing patent leather shoes in public
TEXAS: Taking more than three sips of beer while standing
VIRGINIA: Hunting animals on Sundays - except raccoons
MASSACHUSETTS: Goatee beards unless you pay a fee
OKLAHOMA: Groups of three dogs or more must be licensed

Six months in prison for showing your knickers!! if they introduced that law in Middlesbrough every woman out on Friday/Saturday night would be arrested.

 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-May-2004 at 19:01
 Now Go through the UK Laws going back to 00 AD, its a Sin to have a Breath of Air!!!!!!!!!( NOT a Lot changes, does it ???)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-May-2004 at 20:30
I think its terrible - if she wants, she can come around to my place and strutt her stuff without fear of the law!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 10:46

 

You should see the looks on yankee tourist's faces when they see the signs on the local pub doors here that say: 'no thongs allowed'

here a thong is footwear, i think the yanks call thim flip flops or something.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 12:21

Skip,

Why are flip flops not allowed in pubs?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 12:59

cos the pub owner's don't like smelly feet pong and they say its not 'appropriate dress code' -  don't worry we can't understand it either.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 15:02

I can understand about smelly feet, but not dress code. That kind of thing gets on my ****.

BTW Whats an 840 like to run cost wise. I have always liked the 8 series but I bet they cost a bit to maintain. Saw a beautiful silver 850 on Saturday. Every bit as nice as a Ferrari if you ask me.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 17:10

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I think its terrible - if she wants, she can come around to my place and strutt her stuff without fear of the law!

Somehow I think its you that may be living in fear as Mrs K comes home with the shopping !

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:04
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

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Why are flip flops not allowed in pubs?

possibly because of glass >> cuts >> insurance

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Somehow I think its you that may be living in fear as Mrs K comes home with the shopping !

alas I think you are right but sure maybe I could pretend that Im just being charitable!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:46
I have an even better solution! She doesn't have to wear any!!!
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Oh, and Aussie840, there are places over here where Thongs are footwear...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:55
isn't a thong something one things?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:58

Originally posted by Nick Nick wrote:

isn't a thong something one things?

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Nick your on the wrong thread mate, an eight pager going that suits jokes like that.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2004 at 00:10

 

Quote possibly because of glass >> cuts >> insurance

yeah I guess when the fights break out between the bouncer and the person wearing thongs the broken glass could cause cuts. good point.

Quote BTW Whats an 840 like to run cost wise. I have always liked the 8 series but I bet they cost a bit to maintain. Saw a beautiful silver 850 on Saturday. Every bit as nice as a Ferrari if you ask me.

Its no more than a 540 or 740 for common parts & drivetrain. But about 20% more for the custom parts unique to 8.  The 850s are more to run, (2 of everything in the V12...).  The M60/62 blocks pretty reliable. Glad you like the 8, I think its better looking than the new 645Ci, what a razorback.

Quote Oh, and Aussie840, there are places over here where Thongs are footwear....

what places?  i've been to UK & Scotland a couple of times people use to stare at me strange when I wore them in the street.

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p.s. i really appreciate a bmw forum that devotes time to discussing thongs. thanks

 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2004 at 11:32
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by Nick Nick wrote:

isn't a thong something one things?


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Nick your on the wrong thread mate, an eight pager going that suits jokes like that.



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