Caption Comp - non BMW
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Printed Date: 07-May-2024 at 01:38
Topic: Caption Comp - non BMW
Posted By: Goldryder
Subject: Caption Comp - non BMW
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 14:03
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(note..no-one was hurt in this, the plane was empty of passengers at the time) Would that be leaded, unleaded or super unleaded, sir? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
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Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 17:48
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"fuels that cheap over in the states, you may as well fill your boots and stock up while the good dimes roll!" ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 17:50
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"I meant Jet PETROL, dummy!!...." ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 17:59
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His other car is a modded M3 !! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:02
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erm..Captain, just how many sausages did you have for breakfast this morning? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:07
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Do i get stamps with this ------------- Das Wolperdinger AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO |
Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:10
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only another 4,000,000 fill ups like this and i'll have enough optimax points for a magazine subscription! ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Peter H wrote:Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:11
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"ive got a voucher here that says i save 1p per litre..." ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:12
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"all aboard!! next stop, bradford town centre!" ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:13
after spending 9 hours filling it up, the pilot realises that he left his wallet at home!  ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:20
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****, I've put deisel in by mistake... Edited to remove objectionable language, please read the forum guidelines. Killian has also added a spell checker, its the abc button above lol ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:26
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OH Speel chucker says ABC ? ------------- Das Wolperdinger AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:29
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Now where did that damn hamster go?????? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:39
oops..  I've been got------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:41
Yep..certainly looks that way Rhys..you bad bad bad lad ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 18:45
sniff, I'm so ashamed.. 
I'll go and stand in the corner. ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 31-August-2004 at 19:07
 and dont come out till he tells you to! ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: Deathace
Date Posted: 01-September-2004 at 02:52
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"I knew we should have stopped at a BP" Russ ------------- http://www.deathace.net">  
1990 535i SE Auto Metallic Glacier Blue, Low Mileage, M-Tech Bodykit, Full Leather & Various Custom Mods. |
Posted By: BMWE34sport
Date Posted: 01-September-2004 at 10:59
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Dam it I knew we shouldn't have parked in Manchester Overnight !!! ------------- 1991 525 Sport 
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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 01-September-2004 at 12:50
The kneeling plane never really took off if the same way as the kneeling buses ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 01-September-2004 at 15:09
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It never was as difficult as this in the handbook!!!!
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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 02-September-2004 at 09:59
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When I said look out of both windows to see if all was clear, you weren't supposed to move your hands along with your head! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 02-September-2004 at 12:32
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Did I ever say I was an Albertross in a past life, no? ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 02-September-2004 at 12:34
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 02-September-2004 at 13:21
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------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 02-September-2004 at 15:45
Meanwhile, DJ Phat waited for his new set of spinners to be delivered..... -------------   
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Posted By: Badger 540
Date Posted: 02-September-2004 at 17:28
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EBAY ADVERT: Set of BBS 65" by 26" wheels for sale. One careful owner, never used in the snow. Can supply matching tyres, but they're a bit flat spotted. Collection only, NO POST. Andy West Midlands ------------- Badger540 West Midlands |
Posted By: BMWE34sport
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 04:47
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Ok who overfilled the bucket with the fairy liquid !!!
------------- 1991 525 Sport
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Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 06:49
Speilberg carries out auditions for 'Jaws the future'. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 06:51
What do you mean i dont get air miles on my fuel card! ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 13:44
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I've heard of the film 'Car Wash'..but this is just plane over the top... ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 15:39
Errrr I know a little fat dude, used to be one of her maj's finest, he caused a similar thing to this with a few jet provs. He was posted shortly afterwards !!!! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 11:05
The Annual Convention of Airplane Fetishists got off to a promising start.... -------------
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 15:00
 OK..who put that there???? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 17:52
its all 'plane sailing'.... <groan>  ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 17:55
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Stephen - please leave! ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 17:57
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ill get me coat... ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 18:10
We'll never be in Concorde over this! -------------
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 06:53
This one will probably make the grey matter work hard..... Lufthansa Capt " You there, get out of my vay" United Capt "erm...Houston, we have a problem"  ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 06-September-2004 at 09:48
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Let go of me you big bully! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 06-September-2004 at 12:27
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Thats not what I meant by flying lessons. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 08:40
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Doubling up on resources didn't seem to improve survival rates....
------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
