idea’s needed
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Topic: idea’s needed
Posted By: daddy cool
Subject: idea’s needed
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 14:32
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ok having registered on the barry boy's forum just to read some of the awfull things they write about some of the modified cars in our country . myself and a few friends have decided to build the best barry boy car for a laugh . now i know some of you are too mature to do this yourself but you might be able to give us some more idea's for a truely awfull mickey take vehicle . idea's so far are an old 4 door car (preferably japanese and worth about £30) cut springs with an angle grinder hand painted burburry pattern bodywork mdf bodykit and hooooge wooden spoiler 13" chrome look spinner hubcaps fast and furious style graphics 10 x 5" exhausts randomly mounted under the rear bumper a dozen or so old or cheap n nasty speakers cut into the rear shelf running off a lovely old saisho cassete head unit a fire extinguisher painted blue to look like a noz bottle with garden hose attatched to look like the pipe work we arent sure wot else to do with it ? any ideas especially for the interior !! ------------- e30 2.7 cab e30 325i e30 325 sport e30 318 touring e28 m5 e28 m535 e34 m5 e39 540 e36 318ti (green) e36 318ti (mauve) |
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Posted By: b8alk
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 14:56
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HI mr cool, it must have a turbo sticker on the back a mailto:sally@kev - sally/kev sun strip may some cheap nasty seats with out head rests and recaro in black marker, oh yes and really wide mud flaps.. all most forgot lots and lots of little clocks/dials all over the dash that dont work.. ------------- E34 M30 535i SPORT  
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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 15:29
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You could have gotten a few ideas at gaydon, strewth there were some horror stories there !! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 03-September-2004 at 20:14
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theres a blue e36 running about our way that looks okay-ish, but hes gone and messed it up by putting a huuuge silver dragon across the sides, ala f&f... looks very silly ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 07:59
undercar lighting... thats what you need, so you can light up the big puddle of oil you gat from smashing your sump on a speedbump, when lowering car by 6 inches 
Mask the headlamps with insulation tape to give a sporty look (not very usefull at night, though you could get a 'batman' effect on full beam?
Rollcage made out of carboard tubes sprayed silver? Baked bean can stuck onto end of exhaust pipe? Lots of 'black light' tubes dotted around inside (ooo, earie). Just a few ideas  ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Pegsta
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 15:48
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Definitely need to have those LED lights on the windscreen washers. Fake bonnet vents too. ------------- 1998 Boston Green 328i SE Chipped by ChippedUK 
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 16:01
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just on the bonnet? ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 16:04
There is a burberry coloured Metro around already, one of the members
of Skyline site use it as his avatar, looks pretty erm...repulsive
really but definately suits the car  ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: daddy cool
Date Posted: 04-September-2004 at 16:35
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apmsl we are going to put it on ebay once its finished and give any profit that is made to a new charity called " chavs in need " ------------- e30 2.7 cab e30 325i e30 325 sport e30 318 touring e28 m5 e28 m535 e34 m5 e39 540 e36 318ti (green) e36 318ti (mauve) |
cheers guys . i will use every single suggestion and get some photo's as soon as the beast is finished . we,v allready been offered a faded red renault 19 1.7 4 door on a K reg for nothing , but we think it might be too good Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 05:07
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what about Blacked out rear lights Seat bolted straight onto floor (so you can only see a pair of knuckles driving down the road) Air horns A mass of badges that do not relate to the car in anyway i.e. Supercharged, V6, Turbo, etc. Just a thought. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 06:44
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nodding dog on parcel shelf, wearing a ned cap?
------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 07:53
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And don't forget the fluffy dice, badly painted or stuck window tints
with either runs or bubbles...and the cushions on the back shelf..and
those enormous great speaker boxes too......
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 07:58
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off cut roll of fluffy carpet (chinzier the better) for the floorpan, nice barbie pink, or lime gree should do.
Golf ball for gear knob (or a plastic dog turd)
Square stearing wheel from an Austin princess, now thats class ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 08:04
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Fake fur seat covers that look like dalmations..with matching steering
wheel cover and headlining....carbon lookalike stickyback plastic
covered dashboard
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 08:08
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Mustn't forget the pile of back number 'Max Power' mags on the backseat
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 11:06
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Top it all off, 'ON A MISSION' sticker! ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 11:07
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Punch a hole or two in the silencer to make it sound 'sporty'. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: daddy cool
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 11:32
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just found this on another site , i believe its an australian that did this but it certainly looks like they spent alot of time building it
------------- e30 2.7 cab e30 325i e30 325 sport e30 318 touring e28 m5 e28 m535 e34 m5 e39 540 e36 318ti (green) e36 318ti (mauve) |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 15:47
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Whoa!!! bet that goes some, is it Richbrook?
------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 16:38
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Wow that lookks amazing. Must be like 11million bhp! ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 17:03
I can't believe that no-one has suggested home-made spinners yet...?
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Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 17:05
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two metal pie dishes with a nail through the middle? :) ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: therealmccoy
Date Posted: 05-September-2004 at 17:08
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How about Burberry interior?!?!
Some "person" has this in their X5!!! It was featured in PBMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It'll be the ultimate chavwagen then!! James ------------- Work Harder! A Million Benefit Claimants Depend On YOU! E30 M3, The REAL McCoy! 89 M3 Now Sold 99 323i *FOR SALE* http://www.furzetech.co.uk" rel="nofollow - PC Probs?? Click here! |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 06-September-2004 at 12:33
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Possibly belongs to wayne rooney, he seems like a bit of a chavscum that could afford an X5. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
therealmccoy wrote:Posted By: therealmccoy
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 14:01
You could be right! PBMW is known to show many offensive cars! That particular one made me embarrased to own the same make!! I looked no closer!!! Mind you, he'd have to get an X5 to fit all those hookers in ------------- Work Harder! A Million Benefit Claimants Depend On YOU! E30 M3, The REAL McCoy! 89 M3 Now Sold 99 323i *FOR SALE* http://www.furzetech.co.uk" rel="nofollow - PC Probs?? Click here! |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 14:50
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Just goes to show you can be an ugly *%£? but as long as you drive a beemer you can still get some! ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 14:53
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Has anyone mentioned those good old must have's.....VIPER STRIPES!!!!!! ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 14:54
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they always look right at home on a vauxhall nova ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 14:58
Oh definately....didn't they come as standard on a Nova? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:03
I thought that was rusty rear wheel arches. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:07
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Nah..the viper stripes were extended over the body of a Nova so the
rusty bits could be held together...the vipers were often made to look
like gaffer tape...come to think of it..it probably WAS gaffer
tape
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:09
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There used to be a VX Nova about my way that was done up in zebra stripes. Maybe the chav thought he was on safari. Suppose always see many new species where i stay. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: b8alk
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:10
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Oh definately....didn't they come as standard on a Nova? ------------- E34 M30 535i SPORT
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:12
Nah..he just wanted to make sure he didn't forget where the car was parked in a busy carpark ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:14
If it were mine id have paid to loose it ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:19
I wouldn't have one in the first place...that way I didn't have to try to lose it The Nova can now be seen in many guises...usually as flower containers, tomato growing recepticles and garden sheds.....or in the front of a 4 mile queue of traffic being driven by a flatcap at 25 mph..can't see anything but the cap cos person behind wheels is very small..with the usual array of cushions and nodding beasts on the parcel shelf and the dream catcher dangling from the rear view mirror.... ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 07-September-2004 at 18:03
Flatcaps are know to me as 'Stiffnecks', usually seen on a Sunday afternoon, wearing said flatcap, accompanied by perm haired wife (with blue rinse) Sometimes seen in a Rover Metro as well. ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 12:03
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My first car was white VX Nova 1.2sx (I was young, niave, foolish, we all make mistakes, got to start somewhere etc). I left it pretty plane however had the bean can exhaust on it...............the shame! ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: 36DaMo36
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 18:24
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What about a set of 4 point harnesses? Bolted to the roof? How about a sun-roof? How come nobody's mentioned this? Preferably crooked, to one side and towards the back..... Then get a CB arial, so you can't cruise into any car park without hitting it off a barrier...... ------------- 
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Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 19:50
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.. and you can look like a radio-controlled model car! ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 06:20
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And they touring car sun strip things that cover about half the windscreen and all the drivers line of sight. Tacky head light covers or even better home made ones with layers of tape. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |