Another Caption Competition!
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Printed Date: 26-April-2024 at 21:41
Topic: Another Caption Competition!
Posted By: stephenperry
Subject: Another Caption Competition!
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 14:32
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<beep! beep! beep! bzzzzrt!> "Got ya, you Martian git!" ------------- 2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto 1983 Ford Sierra XR4i 2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118 1999 BMW 323Ci 1995 BMW 318i SE 1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS 1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX 1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX 1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL 1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly |
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Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 15:22
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New mobile office option for 5 series ------------- Das Wolperdinger AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 16:12
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"and if i press this button the scenery changes to snow". ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 16:12
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James Bond had clearly let himself go between missions. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 08-September-2004 at 16:13
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Beats taking the wife in the car! ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 04:22
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the all new and improved BMW i-drive system ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 05:36
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early versions of HUD proved too cumbersome for mass market ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: BMWE34sport
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 08:00
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The new iMAC now with free BMW !! ------------- 1991 525 Sport 
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 12:25
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Steven tries out Microsoft's new mobile office suite.. ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 12:30
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Bond couldnt help but feel that Q's work had slipped in previous months. ------------- Alive.........but for how long? 1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 12:56
...can't use my mobile  , but no one said I couldn't use e-mail...  ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 09-September-2004 at 17:09
Dieter couldn't help thinking, as he tried the new "Blackberry", that he'd been sold a pup.... -------------   
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stephenperry wrote:Posted By: Daz
Date Posted: 14-September-2004 at 08:27
iDrive version3  ------------- http://smg.photobucket.com/user/silverbeastie/media/Milltek/Sig.jpg.html" rel="nofollow">  2009 E92 M3 - Milltek |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 14-September-2004 at 11:02
...just don't ask where my secretary is, (oooh, slow down!!  ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Badger 540
Date Posted: 14-September-2004 at 11:04
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Right hand drive BMW's available for left handed mouse users !! Andy West Midlands ------------- Badger540 West Midlands |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 16-September-2004 at 09:04
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Those boffins at ///Alpine, whatever will they think of next..? ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Deathace
Date Posted: 21-September-2004 at 03:18
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"I just hope the car doesn't BSOD as often as this computer does" Russ ------------- http://www.deathace.net">  
1990 535i SE Auto Metallic Glacier Blue, Low Mileage, M-Tech Bodykit, Full Leather & Various Custom Mods. |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 25-September-2004 at 19:19
BMW Car Club Chat. goldryder says> bet that mew gprs tomtom thingy won't get you down here,.. stephenperry says> its snowing too heavy up here in Scotland, I'm snowed in.. goldryder says> ha, knew you wouldn't come, won't put kettle on then.. lol ..hahaha, 37 miles to Isle of Wight, this should be a laugh.. ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 25-September-2004 at 19:22
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RHYS!!!!!!!!! Where the heck did you cut/paste that from, you ratfink....  ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Úbermensch
Date Posted: 25-September-2004 at 20:45
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Where better than the Antarctic to demonstrate BMW's new heatseeking missile guidance traffic obliterator facility which is set to become a no-cost option on new uberpanzers from next spring,. "for illustrative purposes, we've targeted that porsche cayenne which has been driving slowly and held us up in these freezing conditions for a good hour or so" said dr. h'evil with a smile "to prevent misuse & general abuse of this facility by the likes of non-vip parking attendants etc, owners must first press F5, enter a user specific password, scroll down and click ok to accept our disclaimer, hold down hash for 3secs and then press enter to eliminate the target and anything within an 80ft radius,.... or is it the ejector seat.." ------------- |