Caption Competition
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Printed Date: 21-September-2024 at 06:31
Topic: Caption Competition
Posted By: Nigel
Subject: Caption Competition
Date Posted: 10-April-2005 at 20:16
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Play Nicely
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 10-April-2005 at 20:19
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Man with no hands has to learn to type again ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 02:57
Confucious say: man with hands in pockets...  ------------- Ciao, Spokey 
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 04:27
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are they centre caps in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: B 7 VP
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 04:50
 Rouges Gallery--Trust Nigel to blow it  ------------- SAFETYFAST |
Posted By: Coasting
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 06:56
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Camera-man : "Back a bit, back a bit, about another 12 ft and it'll be spot on." ------------- 
Now with FREE HPI CHECK and FREE GLASSES GUIDE VALUATIONS for all members! |
Posted By: b7 eater
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 07:55
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e bay advert...... rare alpina b7 no reserve comes complete with free valet. ------------- E21 323i baur E34 M5 M3 GT |
Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 08:45
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...so that's how I became Brosnan's stunt driver in the Bond films... which was nice. ------------- OwenW - E36 318is |
Posted By: therealmccoy
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 08:47
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J R Hartley finds the car he wanted...
...But has misplaced his Panama, Size 7... James ------------- Work Harder! A Million Benefit Claimants Depend On YOU! E30 M3, The REAL McCoy! 89 M3 Now Sold 99 323i *FOR SALE* http://www.furzetech.co.uk" rel="nofollow - PC Probs?? Click here! |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 09:20
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I was waiting for .....NEWSFLASH, moderator found dead in Worcestershire woods !!!! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
B 7 VP wrote:Posted By: Gimlet
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 09:23
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This reminded me of something I read regarding the footballer Jason McAteer whilst he was at Liverpool. He had just taken delivery of a new Porsche, and on the morning after delivery he had pulled it round to the front of his house and left it outside with the engine running to warm it and the interior up. He then found that he had locked both sets of keys inside the car and called the AA for assistance. Upon arrival the AA Man said that he could probably get into the car using a coat-hanger and asked JM to go inside and fetch one. JM went back into the house and returned with a coat-hanger ..... a wooden one. Sorry, I know I digress but I laugh everytime I think of it. The character in the photograph looks decidedly dodgy to me hence reminding me of the above story. I'm sure I've seen him before ... with Shaw Taylor on Police 5 perhaps ... Keep them peeled !!
------------- Central Region Secretary Alpina Roadster S Lux Maldives Blue http://www.thealpinaregister.com/displaycars.php?range=118&m odel=466 http://www.thealpinaregister.com/photos.php?alpinaid=35&cari d=466 |
Posted By: Praktisk
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 09:31
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Wish I aged as well as this car. (Seriously tho, that really is a nice motor...good find.) ------------- 
"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section http://www.nite-uk.com - |
Posted By: B 7 VP
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:15
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Amazing init!!!- Our Central Web intro,s NOW show MY Pro shot of "THE" Nigel- which is a clear No Shakes PRO jobbie--His is ------- look at the lines on the side-Mind You, I WAS going Warp-so its poss they melted a bit in the HEAT, and the wheelcaps went AWOL. ------------- SAFETYFAST |
All Comments have been noted-- and inputed into my ECU--No NO !!!! dont call me--My Lawyers WILL be chatting with you ///////////////////
Posted By: Praktisk
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:24
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B7 VP .. I have yet to fully understand a single one of your posts. A man after my own heart - (your not having it tho) - Keep it up.
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"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section http://www.nite-uk.com - |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:25
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First time I've used the camera on that basis, and of course it is a video camera, so I've just taken screen shots from it. It does have a photo button, so maybe that will work better than a screen shot. As for the comments above...well, just refer to my caption lol
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:28
I'll do my best for you, I think he is saying I'm dead when he next gets hold of me, and the picture he took of me, just after that one I took of him, is better. You can see both on the Central region website, on the committe members page should you wish to judge. http://bmwcarclubgb.co.uk/regions/centrl/committe.htm - http://bmwcarclubgb.co.uk/regions/centrl/committe.htm ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Praktisk
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:30
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Lovely Nigel.
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"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section http://www.nite-uk.com - |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:32
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Yeah...cheers mate...he doesnt need any help
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Praktisk
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:33
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You have the rights to EDIT True enough, but I daren't, I started it lol -------------
"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section http://www.nite-uk.com - |
Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 17:49
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Nigel, you're a brave man putting your pic up with the number of reprobates on this forum! Praktisk, wasn't it you who "improved" on Coastings' M3 not so many weeks ago *smirk* I think B 7 VP's "enigma encoded" messages are class, especially in political rant mode!
------------- OwenW - E36 318is |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 18:06
Point one : I didnt ! Point two : he likes it here lol Point three : please dont encourage him
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 19:27
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Oops, I meant on the Central Website! (PS, it's coming on nicely)
------------- OwenW - E36 318is |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 19:31
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Its got your emblem on it now ! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 19:32
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Just a quickie Owen, next time your at a meet, I could use a snapshot of Killian, nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean ? ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 19:37
..one without a skirt and high heels on if you can manage it..  ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 11-April-2005 at 20:01
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....Say no more! I haven't been to a meet over here yet, so I may be able to devise a cunning plan worthy of Baldrick, to get the shots without being detected!
Do you really want a pic of Killian without his skirt on.. I don't think he even waxes his legs... *shudder* ------------- OwenW - E36 318is |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 04:25
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Praktisk
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 04:25
T'was indeed, and Im still receiving the hate mail from his band of followers to this very day. I might let-out my artistic genius on a certain 5er in the near future. -------------
"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section http://www.nite-uk.com - |
Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 05:17
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Does Meguiars also stop the 7 signs of aging? A Praktisk 5000[TM] bodykit, rims & bootlid spoiler would set the e34 off nicely, oh yes! ------------- OwenW - E36 318is |
)Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 06:28
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Back on topic, for first, - "good driver reaches age where he can afford to insure Alpina" Nigels - "man uses head to test his anti dazzle mirrors"
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 06:33
I was waiting for .....NEWSFLASH, moderator found dead in Worcestershire woods !!!! [/QUOTE] Only if I don't get my snake books back! |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 09:55
..maguires head wax? ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 11:19
| Ian has a mains buffer if 'anyone' wants to borrow it...... |
Posted By: NOISUFNOC
Date Posted: 12-April-2005 at 11:37
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Clifford debut new anti theft deterrent, just lock in boot when not in use. ------------- 528 for now |