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Printed Date: 26-June-2024 at 04:15


Topic: Your Ideal Job
Posted By: BM Fan
Subject: Your Ideal Job
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 17:44
Thought that as things seemed a little slow on the forum for the last few days that I'd share this little job selector with you guys.

Its an excel file - save it down and put in the persons name, then hit return.  You'd be surprised how many results actually suit the person better than you could imagine!
The forum handles work really well if you put them in!!!!!!!

Robbie Bradford - don't know how UUC would work with your ideal job????
Eamo - not sure why you need an M3????
Kbannon - I think you shouldn't download ths at all!
BM Fan - well you'd expect that!
Dergside - we knew this already!
technoviolet - anything you want to share wuth the rest of us!!!!!!


Enjoy

http://www.maxem.ie/cars/idealjob.xls - Ideal Job


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Martin
In BMW exile at the moment (Shame on me for lurking!!!)
Previous Models
2001 E39 520i Auto
1996 E36 M3 Evo Individual
1996 E36 328i Coupe
1997 E36 318i Conv
1992 E36 316i Sln




Replies:
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 17:57
kbannon - puppeteer
killian bannon - playing for aberdeen
Killian - pro football player
bannon - goal scoring superstar hero

to think, if I wasn't wasting my life teaching useless sods then I could be married to posh spice!


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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: BM Fan
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:00
I think you'd need to be a puppet rather than a puppeteer to be married to posh spice!

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Martin
In BMW exile at the moment (Shame on me for lurking!!!)
Previous Models
2001 E39 520i Auto
1996 E36 M3 Evo Individual
1996 E36 328i Coupe
1997 E36 318i Conv
1992 E36 316i Sln



Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:05
Rhys - As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in
R Moore - Animal Therapist
Rhys Moore - Computer Nerd (this should be K )
Rhys Glen Moore - Mad Scientist (my favorite )

Always good for a laugh

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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: ludo
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:06
I would be a super hero (with my full name!)


Posted By: BM Fan
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:08
My real name  - Used car salesman  (sadly its approriate)

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Martin
In BMW exile at the moment (Shame on me for lurking!!!)
Previous Models
2001 E39 520i Auto
1996 E36 M3 Evo Individual
1996 E36 328i Coupe
1997 E36 318i Conv
1992 E36 316i Sln



Posted By: mackeroo1
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:14

 

   mackeroo1.... prime minister

   john mc grath ... professional hippy

 j mc grath ... head teacher



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Posted By: NOISUFNOC
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:42

noisufnoc - Emperor of all the world

Big Smile



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528 for now


Posted By: Robbie Bradford
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 20:06
I'm a porn star, rock on.......now wheres me camera and action

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http://www.BMW-driver.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=21 - http://www.BMW-driver.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=21




Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 20:22

Fey! - Nice Old Man

D Greeley - Chef

David Greeley - Office Numpty

Daithi O'Grallaigh - Panto Dame

David Francis Edward Greeley - Movie Star

So, I'm a nice old male panto dame movie star who acts as an office numpty who can cook (who, incidentally, is the offspring of a dentist and a lapdancer and whos brother is an astrology loving professional tramp!)



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"http://www.tempoantiques.com"">


Posted By: Richie
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 20:27
Hmmm I'm a Big Game Hunter or a dentist

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Richie




Posted By: Doive
Date Posted: 18-May-2005 at 21:43
Well I'm a nice old man. Sort of suits my choice of transport really. 

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1987 BMW 525e Lux Auto (sadly deceased)
http://www.getfirefox.com - Get Firefox - Ditch Hopeless Inertnet Exploder
http://www.doive.co.uk - www.doive.co.uk


Posted By: mikerd4
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 02:33

One word

 

Gigolo

Nuff said career office calling!



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All about the sounds:-
Source:-Alpine 9833R Comps:-Phoenix Gold Ti6 Elites, Sub:- 2 x Focal Polyglass V2, Amps:- Arc Audio XK4150 & Soundstream Van Gogh All in a custom boot build


Posted By: Eamo
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 04:32
eamo - church minister!

eamon reilly - fluffy bunny trainer ???? what the hell is that

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Posted By: mackeroo1
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 05:05

Originally posted by Eamo Eamo wrote:

eamo - church minister!

eamon reilly - fluffy bunny trainer ???? what the hell is that

  dont know but it sounds like its http://wicca.timerift.net/index.html"> worth checking it out



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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 05:09
used car sales man!

Watch out Arfur!!
Terry -  play the theme tune, my son...


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OwenW - E36 318is


Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 05:15
Originally posted by Eamo Eamo wrote:

eamo - church minister!

eamon reilly - fluffy bunny trainer ???? what the hell is that


Well you could combine your talents and become Father Fluffy. Probably end up gettin' banished to Craggy Island


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OwenW - E36 318is


Posted By: T.J.
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 07:28
Professional tramp...!

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Mazda 6 MPS
S1 Elise 135 Sport
Alfa Romeo 159 Sportwagon
http://www.bmwcarclubireland.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-3254">

Formerly E39 TDS, E36 M3, E36 328i, E34 525i, E34 518i


Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 07:43

I'm in retail.... When I'm not always down the pub

Anyone wanna buy a sandwich?



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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: BM Fan
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 08:31
You can never have too many sandwich board sales people,

as for Father Fluffy - all you need now is the cortina and forget about the M3

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Martin
In BMW exile at the moment (Shame on me for lurking!!!)
Previous Models
2001 E39 520i Auto
1996 E36 M3 Evo Individual
1996 E36 328i Coupe
1997 E36 318i Conv
1992 E36 316i Sln



Posted By: Ravenelli69
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 08:45

Pole dancing it is for me, while Sue's a suicide bomber!



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Posted By: Simatic
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 09:37

It got me sized up when it came back with: 

… who are you kidding, you work?



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I miss me beemer!


Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 19-May-2005 at 11:27
Originally posted by Ravenelli69 Ravenelli69 wrote:

Pole dancing it is for me, while Sue's a suicide bomber!



bit of a dead end job that!

(I'll get me coat)




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OwenW - E36 318is


Posted By: Spoon
Date Posted: 22-May-2005 at 11:23
Hmmmm....

Spoon = Puppeteer
My real name = Prostitute




Posted By: topazman
Date Posted: 22-May-2005 at 13:42

Originally posted by Spoon Spoon wrote:

Hmmmm....

Spoon = Puppeteer
My real name = Prostitute


So who's 'pulling' your string

Topazman



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Now 2004 M3 Coupe Silver Grey with all the bits


Posted By: Toxic
Date Posted: 22-May-2005 at 14:15

This thing really works....

I'm a Ho and the wife is a Gigolo

 



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Tom
E39 1997 523i
Oxford Green (Sold)
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