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Topic: So you’re Bored??
Posted By: G0ph3r
Subject: So you’re Bored??
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 15:33
If you find your brain is slowly turning into a vegetable @ work, Try this...

The Situation...
You are out at sea sight-seeing in a glass bottomed boat.The boat is hit by a Shark looking for it's next meal. In it's attempt to scuttle the boat, it rips off the outboard motor and the glass panel springs a leak,right in the middle, and a pretty powerful leak at that. This shark then just circles the boat.

The Premise...
You have to hand a square piece of marine Ply big enough to cover the leak, a 3 Gallon Water bottle (Empty) and a 5 Gallon Water Bottle (also empty). You need to stop the leak long enough to allow the rescue service to arrive, Scare off the shark and tow you back to shore. The boat captain, tries to radio the coast guard and asks you to stop the leak, he tells you that in his years of sailing the boat, he knows that the weight of 4 Gallons of water on top of the marine Ply is enough to slow the leak without breaking the glass.

The Challenge...
Try to make 4 Gallons, exactly, in one of the containers in order to slow the leak.


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'94 E36 320i



Replies:
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 16:55
I got it! [took a bit of thought!]
Fill the 5gallon container and then pour as much as you can from this into the 3gallon can. There are now 2gals left in the 5 gal container.
Throw out the 3 gallons you poured into the 3gal container and pour the 2 in from the 5gal can.
You now have an empty 5 gal can and a 3 gal can with 2 gals in it.
If you fill the 5 gal can and then pour enough from this to fill up the 3 gal can you will be left with 4 gals as there is only enough room for 1 gal in it!




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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 16:55
more, more, more

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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:01
Well done Kb,
Why did we let a Mod get in 1st......

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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:02
Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Well done Kb,
Why did we let a Mod get in 1st......


Cos they are too damn clever by half, thats why...

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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:10
well, that was easy peasy.. lemon sqeezy..

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J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:11
Im just dead brainy like!



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:12
Damn good pic of you Killian...almost as good as the one under a tree in a skirt and stilettoes   

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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:12
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

well, that was easy peasy.. lemon sqeezy..


Just to prove that moddies have way too many grey cells for their own good

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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:23
Well done KB.

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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:26
There will be another one Tomorrow.

Class dismissed.


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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:44
That was an old one, just needed a bit of lateral thinking.

how about this one..

Anthony and Cleopatra are lying dead on the floor of a villa in Egypt. Nearby is a broken bowl. There is no mark on either of their bodies and they were not poisoned. How did they die?

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J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:53
Cleopatra slipped whilst passing Anthony his viagra, broke the bowl and they both died of old age trying to manage without?

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IanT
E28 528, E23 735


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 17:59
Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Cleopatra slipped whilst passing Anthony his viagra, broke the bowl and they both died of old age trying to manage without?


not quite, but I think Freud would have something to say about your answer..

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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 24-May-2005 at 18:11
As Im brainy I know the answer to this and I reckon others won't get it.
Its very 'lateral'



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 08:11
Anthony and Cleopatra were goldfish whose bowl was knocked over by a clumsy dog - we've got one like that at home so it was easy!!
 
And while you're at it............
 
A man is pushing his car. He stops when he reaches a hotel at which point he knows he is bankrupt. Why?


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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 09:09
He was playing Monopoly!

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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 09:19

No idea?

How about:

A man lives in a tower block on the 10th floor. In the morning he gets in the lift and travels all the way down to go to work. When he returns in the evening he gets into the lift and if he is alone he gets off at the fifth floor and walks up the stairs to the tenth floor. However if there is someone in the lift with him he travels to the tenth floor. Why?

Also:

A car is driving along the motorway at a constant speed when one of the wheels falls off. Assuming there is no rolling resistance from the road why does the wheel over take the car?



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 09:21

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Im just dead brainy like!

Killian!?

I thought it was a picture of the lead singer from the Pogues..biggrin1



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 10:28
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Anthony and Cleopatra were goldfish whose bowl was knocked over by a clumsy dog - we've got one like that at home so it was easy!!
 
And while you're at it............
 
A man is pushing his car. He stops when he reaches a hotel at which point he knows he is bankrupt. Why?

It's his hotel and it's closed due to insolvency?



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IanT
E28 528, E23 735


Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 10:30
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

No idea?

How about:

A man lives in a tower block on the 10th floor. In the morning he gets in the lift and travels all the way down to go to work. When he returns in the evening he gets into the lift and if he is alone he gets off at the fifth floor and walks up the stairs to the tenth floor. However if there is someone in the lift with him he travels to the tenth floor. Why?

Also:

A car is driving along the motorway at a constant speed when one of the wheels falls off. Assuming there is no rolling resistance from the road why does the wheel over take the car?

First one, the man is a midget and can't reach the 10th floor button.

2nd, it was a reliant robin drive wheel?



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IanT
E28 528, E23 735


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 12:15

Correct on the first one. The second is a bit more techy. It's actually from an engineering magazine.

Monopoly! of course, never thought of that!



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 15:18

Ok People here's another Brian Teaser for you:

You are given 5 bags. There are 10 Coins in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the Coins each weigh 10 grams.  In the remaining bag,  each Coin weighs only 9 grams. All the bags and Coins look identical. You must  find out which bag has the lighter Coins.

The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the Coins look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale.  Also, you may use the scale only once.

How can you find out which bag has the lighter Coins?

Puzzlers............Begin



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 15:36
Put them in a slot machine and see which coins get rejected? Or take them down the pub and see which the landlord will exchange for beer? I should know this but it's been a long day and I have another tomorrow to look forward to!

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IanT
E28 528, E23 735


Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 15:38

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Cleopatra slipped whilst passing Anthony his viagra, broke the bowl and they both died of old age trying to manage without?


not quite, but I think Freud would have something to say about your answer..

Must have been a freudian slip...............



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IanT
E28 528, E23 735


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 15:53
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

Ok People here's another Brian Teaser for you:

You are given 5 bags. There are 10 Coins in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the Coins each weigh 10 grams.  In the remaining bag,  each Coin weighs only 9 grams. All the bags and Coins look identical. You must  find out which bag has the lighter Coins.

The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the Coins look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale.  Also, you may use the scale only once.

How can you find out which bag has the lighter Coins?

Puzzlers............Begin

Put all the bags on the scale at once and remove each one by one. By noting the decrease in weight each time a bag is removed you will determine which one has the lighter coins in it.



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 15:59
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

Put all the bags on the scale at once and remove each one by one. By noting the decrease in weight each time a bag is removed you will determine which one has the lighter coins in it.

That's using the scales 5 times



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 16:03

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Put them in a slot machine and see which coins get rejected? Or take them down the pub and see which the landlord will exchange for beer? I should know this but it's been a long day and I have another tomorrow to look forward to!

I too have another long day ahead...Working frantically from 8am to 11am...sitting around drinking coffee and thinking of other puzzles for you guys to play with for the last 7 hours until I finish @ 6pm



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 16:07
regarding the overtaking loose wheel - was the car reversing and the wheel went the forwards direction?


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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: b7 eater
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 17:16
pick up each bag of coins to see which is the heaviest  ?or stand on the scale and pick up the bags 1 at a time 

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E34 M5
M3 GT


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 18:25
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:


A car is driving along the motorway at a constant speed when one of the wheels falls off. Assuming there is no rolling resistance from the road why does the wheel over take the car?


it gets whacked by a big artic and bounced forwards past the car


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J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: Houlbt
Date Posted: 25-May-2005 at 18:34
re: the coins....

label the bags A B C D E...

take 1 coin from A, 2 from B, 3 from C, 4 from D, 5 from E.

Take these coins and weigh them...

if total weight is...

150.. then you've done something wrong.
149... then A is the light coins
148... then it's B
147... then it must be C
etc.


More importantly... Liverpool Champions of Europe.


The car wheel one... not sure how to explain that though I get the concept (I think)

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 01:48

Try these on for size.......

Slice the square into 4 identical sections that each have a caterpiller and a leaf, except one - she's on a  diet again!

Slice the rectangle into two sections so that you could make a square 8x8 without any holes.

Enjoy



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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 03:19

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

regarding the overtaking loose wheel - was the car reversing and the wheel went the forwards direction?

No that's not it.

Do you give up yet?



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 03:24
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

A car is driving along the motorway at a constant speed when one of the wheels falls off. Assuming there is no rolling resistance from the road why does the wheel over take the car?

right then!
motorway...
wheel off...
overtake...

The wheel came off, landed on/in a car in the overtaking lane

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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 03:33
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

A car is driving along the motorway at a constant speed when one of the wheels falls off. Assuming there is no rolling resistance from the road why does the wheel over take the car?

right then!
motorway...
wheel off...
overtake...

The wheel came off, landed on/in a car in the overtaking lane

Not even close!

 



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 03:53
Trying to work out if it is necessarily a road wheel.

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IanT
E28 528, E23 735


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 04:48

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Trying to work out if it is necessarily a road wheel.

It certainly is.



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: eta.
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 05:14
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:


If you find your brain is slowly turning into a vegetable @ work, Try this...

<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Situation...</span>
You are out at sea sight-seeing in a glass bottomed boat.The boat is
hit by a Shark looking for it's next meal. In it's attempt to scuttle
the boat, it rips off the outboard motor and the glass panel springs a
leak,right in the middle, and a pretty powerful leak at that. This
shark then just circles the boat.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Premise...</span>
You have to hand a square piece of marine Ply big enough to cover the
leak, a 3 Gallon Water bottle (Empty) and a 5 Gallon Water Bottle (also
empty). You need to stop the leak long enough to allow the rescue
service to arrive, Scare off the shark and tow you back to shore. The
boat captain, tries to radio the coast guard and asks you to stop the
leak, he tells you that in his years of sailing the boat, he knows that
the weight of 4 Gallons of water on top of the marine Ply is enough to
slow the leak without breaking the glass.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Challenge...</span>
Try to make 4 Gallons, exactly, in one of the containers in order to slow the leak.



My son came up with this solution, is it correct also?

You fill the small bottle with 3 gallons and empty it into the large one,
then refill the 3gal bottle. Pour as much as poss of the 3gal bottle into
the large one and you are left with 5gallons in the large bottle and 1gallon
in the small bottle. Then pour away the contents of the large bottle and
pour in the gallon from the 3g bottle into it. Then you refill the 3g
bottle and pour that in too.

Voila - 4 gallons in the large bottle!


Posted By: J7 VNK
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 11:37
There's no rolling resistance on the wheel/road,  but there will be wind resistance!!  therefore the car is slowed by wind resistance and the wheel goes faster!

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1994 525i Sport, Avus Blue,SOLD (BMWCC Member)
1999 323i SE E46, Black, man, Sports Leather. http://www.geocities.com/avusbmw -
My Cars

"BMW's are for life, not just for Christmas"


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 16:22

Eta.  Your son is also correct

 



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 16:23

Originally posted by Houlbt Houlbt wrote:

re: the coins....

label the bags A B C D E...

take 1 coin from A, 2 from B, 3 from C, 4 from D, 5 from E.

Take these coins and weigh them...

if total weight is...

150.. then you've done something wrong.
149... then A is the light coins
148... then it's B
147... then it must be C
etc.


More importantly... Liverpool Champions of Europe.


The car wheel one... not sure how to explain that though I get the concept (I think)

Is the correct Answer.

 



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: sharon....
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 17:02
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

No idea?

How about:

A man lives in a tower block on the 10th floor. In the morning he gets in the lift and travels all the way down to go to work. When he returns in the evening he gets into the lift and if he is alone he gets off at the fifth floor and walks up the stairs to the tenth floor. However if there is someone in the lift with him he travels to the tenth floor. Why?

be cause he is to short to reach the 10th floor button

 



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look....cut the cr4p and show us ya willy


Posted By: sharon....
Date Posted: 26-May-2005 at 17:07
you ppl type to fast for me

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look....cut the cr4p and show us ya willy


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 27-May-2005 at 03:48

Originally posted by J7 VNK J7 VNK wrote:

There's no rolling resistance on the wheel/road,  but there will be wind resistance!!  therefore the car is slowed by wind resistance and the wheel goes faster!

No that's not it. For the purpose of this there is no wind resistance.



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: J7 VNK
Date Posted: 27-May-2005 at 04:52

Ok, so if it's not a trick question or has a silly answer it must be pure physics?

Can't be bothered to awaken the moths and try and remember things, or come up with a convincing equation! but it's to do with the inertial forces and the mass acting upon the wheel from the car. when the wheel comes of there's less force acting down on the wheel, and thus less friction between the wheel and the road, the force acting from the hub cancelling the rotational force on the wheel at a certain point (at the bottom of the wheel!  at all other points the wheel has a mass rotational force) when the wheel is left to freely rotate (comes of) the mass force is transferred to the wheel and less to the road resulting in a translation to horizontal movement from an accelerated rotation about it's axis. basically the wheel travels in the direction of strongest inertia tangentially!

I might look for an equation later!  but as f=ma you reduce the opposing force which is caused by friction on the mass of the car, thsu increasing the force applied to the wheel itself, so:

increased f = m(constant for the wheel) x increased a



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1999 528iA Sport Pack,Aspen Silver,17" MTech's.
1994 525i Sport, Avus Blue,SOLD (BMWCC Member)
1999 323i SE E46, Black, man, Sports Leather. http://www.geocities.com/avusbmw -
My Cars

"BMW's are for life, not just for Christmas"


Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 27-May-2005 at 07:18

Thinking about it I was passenger on a "Queen Mary" transporter loaded with scrap tyres once, on a winding A road, one of the tyres slipped it's lashings, fell over the side, overtook us and hit a car coming the other way square on the bonnet.

Don't know the math but it was interesting to watch!



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IanT
E28 528, E23 735


Posted By: eta.
Date Posted: 28-May-2005 at 03:29
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

<FONT face=Arial>Ok People here's another Brian Teaser for you:


<FONT face=Arial>You are given 5 bags. There are 10 Coins in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the Coins each weigh 10 grams.  In the remaining bag,  each Coin weighs only 9 grams. All the bags and Coins look identical. You must  find out which bag has the lighter Coins.


<FONT face=Arial>The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the Coins look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale.  Also, you may use the scale only once.


<FONT face=Arial>How can you find out which bag has the lighter Coins?


<FONT face=Arial>Puzzlers............Begin



Son came up with this answer, is he correct again (he gets this from his Mum!)

1 coin from bag 1
2 coins from bag 2
3 coins from bag 3
4 coins from bag 4
5 coins from bag 5

If the scale reads 149g then the coins in bag 1 weigh 9 grams
If scale = 148g then bag 2 is the light bag
If scale = 147g then bag 3 is the light bag
If scale = 146g then bag 4 is the light bag
If scale = 145g then bag 5 is the light bag

Dan


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 29-May-2005 at 12:53
Originally posted by J7 VNK J7 VNK wrote:

Ok, so if it's not a trick question or has a silly answer it must be pure physics?

Can't be bothered to awaken the moths and try and remember things, or come up with a convincing equation! but it's to do with the inertial forces and the mass acting upon the wheel from the car. when the wheel comes of there's less force acting down on the wheel, and thus less friction between the wheel and the road, the force acting from the hub cancelling the rotational force on the wheel at a certain point (at the bottom of the wheel!  at all other points the wheel has a mass rotational force) when the wheel is left to freely rotate (comes of) the mass force is transferred to the wheel and less to the road resulting in a translation to horizontal movement from an accelerated rotation about it's axis. basically the wheel travels in the direction of strongest inertia tangentially!

I might look for an equation later!  but as f=ma you reduce the opposing force which is caused by friction on the mass of the car, thsu increasing the force applied to the wheel itself, so:

increased f = m(constant for the wheel) x increased a

You're over thinking it. It's no where near as complicated as all that.

 

Do you give up yet?



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 29-May-2005 at 16:20
I do!

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Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: J7 VNK
Date Posted: 30-May-2005 at 05:54

right!!  I decided to think simply then!!

the wheel comes off, there's no rolling resitance, BUT if my wheel come off i'd bleeding stop!!  the wheel would therefore carry on going!!

if that's wrong I then give up



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1999 528iA Sport Pack,Aspen Silver,17" MTech's.
1994 525i Sport, Avus Blue,SOLD (BMWCC Member)
1999 323i SE E46, Black, man, Sports Leather. http://www.geocities.com/avusbmw -
My Cars

"BMW's are for life, not just for Christmas"


Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 30-May-2005 at 17:32

No still not it.

Ok, I'll put you out of your misery. When the wheel is on the car the weight it is supporting distorts the shape of the tyre so that it is not round i.e the contact patch of the tyre is flattened against the road. This effectively reduces the circumference of the wheel. When the wheel comes off the car it is no longer supporting the weight of the car and so is no longer distorted so it's circumference is not reduced. Assuming zero resistance, the wheel remains rotating at the same rpm as it was when attatched to the car but since it has a greater circumference it will travel further for each rotation.

Simple  Big Smile



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 30-May-2005 at 17:45
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

No still not it.


Ok, I'll put you out of your misery. When the wheel is on the car the weight it is supporting distorts the shape of the tyre so that it is not round i.e the contact patch of the tyre is flattened against the road. This effectively reduces the circumference of the wheel. When the wheel comes off the car it is no longer supporting the weight of the car and so is no longer distorted so it's circumference is not reduced. Assuming zero resistance, the wheel remains rotating at the same rpm as it was when attatched to the car but since it has a greater circumference it will travel further for each rotation.


Simple  Big Smile



You made that one up, right?


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J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: Pete330
Date Posted: 30-May-2005 at 18:26

A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me.
When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in.
The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in.
It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone dies in the lift. How did I survive?



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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 30-May-2005 at 18:59
You weren't in the lift @ the time!

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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 30-May-2005 at 19:08
Originally posted by pete323 pete323 wrote:

A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me. When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in.The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in. It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone dies in the lift. How did I survive?


You get out on the first floor

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 01:51
Or the second floor!

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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 03:37

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:


You made that one up, right?

Nope, straight out of an engineering magazine Big Smile



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Posted By: Pete330
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 06:26

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Or the second floor!

 

Correct



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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 12:04

Where do you think you're going with that thing?" asked the bus driver to the young boy.

"Where do you think I'm going? On this bus, of course. Why, can't I?" replied the boy.

"No, of course you can't," said the bus driver in a very annoying way. "It is forbidden to bring any object of length, width, or height greater than one meter on any bus. That thing you're carrying is longer than one meter."

"Fair enough," sighed the young boy. "It's about one meter and twenty centimeters long. But I can pay a ticket for it too."

"It's got nothing to do with a ticket," screeched the driver. "You could buy a dozen tickets, and I still would not let you ride on this bus!"

Frustration grew rapidly within the young lad. "Listen! I need to take this baseball bat to a game I am playing in. I don't drive a car. The cabbies are on strike. And it's raining. What do you expect me to do!"

I don't know, and I don't care anyway. You ain't gonna come on this bus with that bat. End of story."

Quickly, the young boy dashed into a shop next to the bus stop and came out with a package containing the bat. Smugly, with all thirty-two teeth on display, he showed the package to the bus driver. "Now can I come on the bus?"

With a snort, the bus driver pulled out a folding rule and performed a precise measurement. Scowling, he waved in the smug young lad.

How did the boy manage to pack a 1.2 meter baseball bat into a package less than one meter?



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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 12:36
He made a box that held the baseball bat diagonally, so the sides were equal or less than one metre in length..

next

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No BMW as yet...


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 13:14
Okey Dokey Smarty Pants try this one
 
A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbour borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. The neighbour was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbour for doing him a big favour. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds using these four stones.

How much do the four stones weigh?


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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: Pete330
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 13:16

 

How many black dots?



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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 13:18
None

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Posted By: Pete330
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 13:20

what is represented by this?

 

mce
mce
mce



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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 13:32

Originally posted by Pete323 Pete323 wrote:

what is represented by this?

 

mce
mce
mce

See how they run...



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: Pete330
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 16:14
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

Originally posted by Pete323 Pete323 wrote:

what is represented by this?

 

mce
mce
mce

See how they run...

no



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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 16:19

Three mice with no i's = Three blind mice



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: Pete330
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 17:20
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

Three mice with no i's = Three blind mice

 

correct



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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 17:44
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

Okey Dokey Smarty Pants try this one
 
A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbour borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. The neighbour was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbour for doing him a big favour. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds using these four stones.

How much do the four stones weigh?
20pounds?

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1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 18:01
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

...A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbour borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. The neighbour was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbour for doing him a big favour. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds using these four stones.How much do the four stones weigh?


Reckon each of the stones must be something akin to:

- one pound
- two pounds
- three pounds
- four pounds.

Add the four fragments together - you get 10 pounds total. The farmer can then measure out using combinations of each of the four, e.g. 1, 2, 3, 4, 4+1, 4+2, etc.

Hmmm, I can feel my theory beginning to slip away from me

AAARRRGGGGHHHHH! I must've been really bored to have even tried to solve this puzzle

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Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 31-May-2005 at 19:50
I was thinking more like 2,3,5&10. It's got to be able to weigh from 1-40, so if you put the 2 on one side and the 3 on the other you could weigh one, they add up to 20 so do it twice and you get 40. Not sure if it works all the way though.

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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 01-June-2005 at 15:23

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

I was thinking more like 2,3,5&10. It's got to be able to weigh from 1-40, so if you put the 2 on one side and the 3 on the other you could weigh one, they add up to 20 so do it twice and you get 40. Not sure if it works all the way though.

Is on the right track.



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 01-June-2005 at 15:45
thats where I got my 20!

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1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 01-June-2005 at 15:52

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

thats where I got my 20!

You've given a total weight, not individual weights.  The combination individual weights allow for the range from 1 to 40 Pounds.  So what are the weights of each stone?

It isn't so obvious as you will soon discover...Hah hahahahahaha hic!



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 01-June-2005 at 18:35

Horsetan
your theory is sound... but apply a little mathematics and factor in what the question is asking.



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: eta.
Date Posted: 02-June-2005 at 04:32
Son's answer is it correct?

stones must weigh 1lb, 3lb, 9lbs and 27lb


Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 02-June-2005 at 06:27
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/bubblewrap.swf - http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/bubblewrap.sw f

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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 03-June-2005 at 10:50

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/bubblewrap.swf - http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/bubblewrap.sw f

Ahhhhhhhhh! Stress relief!!  



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 03-June-2005 at 10:54

Originally posted by eta. eta. wrote:

Son's answer is it correct?

stones must weigh 1lb, 3lb, 9lbs and 27lb

Your son is correct. However, can he justify how he came up with those figures (apart from showing you the web page with the answer on it.)

 



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 03-June-2005 at 10:58
Oh I do like the 'manic' bubblewrap..suits me perfectly..great fun and no mess on the carpet from dead wrapping afterwards....

Definately good for stress

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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 03-June-2005 at 10:59

For those of you who want to know... This is how the farmer

could weight 1 to 40 pounds of Grain using the 1, 3, 9 and 27

pound Stones:-

Grain Weight Grain Side 'Tother Side
1 Grain 1lb
2 Grain + 1lb 3lb
3 Grain 3lb
4 Grain 1lb + 3lb
5 Grain + 1lb + 3lb 9lb
6 Grain + 3lb 9lb
7 Grain + 3lb 1lb + 9lb
8 Grain + 1lb 9lb
9 Grain 9lb
10 Grain 1lb + 9lb
11 Grain + 1lb 3lb + 9lb
12 Grain 3lb + 9lb
13 Grain 1lb + 3lb + 9lb
14 Grain + 1lb + 3lb + 9lb 27lb
15 Grain + 3lb + 9lb 27lb
16 Grain + 3lb + 9lb 1lb + 27lb
17 Grain + 1lb + 9lb 27lb
18 Grain + 9lb 27lb
19 Grain + 9lb 1lb + 27lb
20 Grain + 1lb + 9lb 3lb + 27lb
21 Grain + 9lb 3lb + 27lb
22 Grain + 9lb 1lb + 3lb + 27lb
23 Grain + 1lb + 3lb 27lb
24 Grain + 3lb 27lb
25 Grain + 3lb 1lb + 27lb
26 Grain + 1lb 27lb
27 Grain 27lb
28 Grain 1lb + 27lb
29 Grain + 1lb 3lb + 27lb
30 Grain 3lb + 27lb
31 Grain 1lb + 3lb + 27lb
32 Grain + 1lb + 3lb 9lb + 27 lb
33 Grain + 3lb 9lb + 27 lb
34 Grain + 3lb 1lb + 9lb + 27lb
35 Grain + 1lb 9lb + 27 lb
36 Grain 9lb + 27 lb
37 Grain 1lb + 9lb + 27lb
38 Grain + 1lb 3lb + 9lb + 27lb
39 Grain 3lb + 9lb + 27lb
40 Grain 1lb + 3lb + 9lb + 27lb



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 03-June-2005 at 11:09

The following number is Unique...


8,549,176,320


Can you figure out what is so special about it?



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 04:57

Well.... if it was in my bank, I would feel very special about it, and I dare say my bank manager would treat my in a very special way!

Am I close?



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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 06:16
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Well.... if it was in my bank, I would feel very special about it, and I dare say my bank manager would treat my in a very special way!

Am I close?

I'd dare say your Bank Manager would want to marry you if it was!

but you're way off.



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 06:23
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

The following number is Unique...


8,549,176,320


Can you figure out what is so special about it?

every number is unique!
edit: it also contains all the digits (0-9)


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1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 07:03
aha - alphabetical
eight, five, four, nine, one, seven, etc.


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1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 07:05
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Try these on for size.......

Slice the square into 4 identical sections that each have a caterpiller and a leaf, except one - she's on a  diet again!

Slice the rectangle into two sections so that you could make a square 8x8 without any holes.

Enjoy

...and the answer is?


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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 07:18

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

aha - alphabetical
eight, five, four, nine, one, seven, etc.

Correct.  The digits are in alphabetical order.



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 07:21

A rich man's only child was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrived at the phone booth and followed instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain.

How did the villain accomplish this?



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 07:25
he used a monkey or bird or something and the police couldn't catch it?

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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 07:30

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

he used a monkey or bird or something and the police couldn't catch it?

This is a true story from Taiwan. When the rich man reached the phone booth he found a carrier pigeon in a cage. It had a message attached telling the man to put the diamond in a small bag which was around the pigeon's neck and to release the bird.

When the man did this the police were powerless to follow the bird as it returned across the city to its owner.



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 04-June-2005 at 09:38
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Try these on for size.......



Slice the square into 4 identical sections that each have a caterpiller and a leaf, except one - she's on a  diet again!



Slice the rectangle into two sections so that you could make a square 8x8 without any holes.


Enjoy



What is this? Su-Doku? Sod-u-tu?

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 06-June-2005 at 10:25
More like origami innit?

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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 10-June-2005 at 15:01
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 30-June-2005 at 19:47
Nobody trying to find a solution???



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: eta.
Date Posted: 01-July-2005 at 01:26
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so
unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think
that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in
fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why?
If you study it and think about it, you
may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way.
You must do it without any hints or coaching.
No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who
knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!



The above is the puzzle is that correct?


Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 02-July-2005 at 08:00

eta,

you are correct in that the paragraph is the puzzle, but the answer is in the paragraph.



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'94 E36 320i


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 02-July-2005 at 08:07
Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

Nobody trying to find a solution???


Whaddye mean "nobody trying"?

I've been staring at it for 20 minutes already!

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Posted By: G0ph3r
Date Posted: 02-July-2005 at 08:09

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by G0ph3r G0ph3r wrote:

Nobody trying to find a solution???


Whaddye mean "nobody trying"?

I've been staring at it for 20 minutes already!

Now read it



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