> A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees

> this

> > HUGE black guy standing next to him.

> >

> > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:

> > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3

> pound

> > right testicle, Turner Brown."

> >

> > The white man faints and falls to the floor.

> >

> > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

> >

> > The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

> >

> > In a weak voice the little guy says,

> >

> > "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

> >

> > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just

> > give

> you

> > the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

> >

> > I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my

> > left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,

> > and my name is Turner Brown."

> >

> > The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you

> > said,

> >

> > "Turn around!"