nonsense/banter thread
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Printed Date: 28-April-2024 at 00:34
Topic: nonsense/banter thread
Posted By: billgates e30
Subject: nonsense/banter thread
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 12:50
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well, since the last one was locked, i suppose we need some where to chat, and keep our nonsense off the other threads.....so how is every one today. ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris 
http://www.bmwclubne.co.uk - BMW Club NE |
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 12:58
evening Chris, I be fine thanks 
Had a bit of a minor miracle with the airlines I am flying with, they have increased my luggage allowance from 44 to 70lbs...so no more trying to make everything I want to take in the case lighter now
Howz your day been??? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:00
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Almost immediately!
I'm fine thanks - looking forward to Easter -and you??
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billgates e30 wrote:
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:02
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i know, i don;t know why, or who by, but they not only locked it but deleted it too.
oh well. i'm fine, been on a course the last two days. 9:00am - 4:00pm, with a 1hour lunch break, and as many cups of tea, and as many biscuits we could eat/drink....also lunch was put on.......and all freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:06
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Humm - funny that - as soon as the previous one was locked, I started a new one..... and then......... it had gone / vanished !!
I'm on holiday - so i'm having fun!!!11
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:07
It was either Niggles or it was mini-Niggles..otherwise known as Rhys 
They can lock them, but they can't keep them down ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:18
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Wasn't me, but I can lock this one if you like - so you know I did it? ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:21
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Don't you dare! ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
moderators - who do they think they are? Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:27
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Okey dokey, went to Brimham rocks on Sunday, took some pics.
here's my favourite, came out better than I thought. Haven't played with it either photoshop that is) it's as is.  ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 13:59
me too, so thats two thta went the journey.....the plot thickens ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 14:11
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The BMW Bermuda Triangle Threads
hmmmmmm SPOOKY!!!! ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 14:43
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We should start calling these threads the Twilight Zones! ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com""> 
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:17
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spooky music in the background.......... Welcome to the
zone........................... ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:19
erm...Twilight not Twiglet...you plonker...  ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:20
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evening all ------------- |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:22
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evening ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:27
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better?
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:29
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so how are all you peeps tonite? ------------- |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:31
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grate - how u? ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:32
mmmm thats better  ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:38
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found this - very apt for this thread I thought, its called - A Nonsense Rhyme: -
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:46
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Keep taking the Twiglets...they might start working eventually ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 15:51
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because as everyone knows they are really
yum-yum.......... ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 16:37
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where's DerekM5 when you need him?
Ah - listening to Garlic - oops GAELIC - wireless ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 27-September-2005 at 17:37
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?????????????????? ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 02:22
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As it was so quiet on here and there wasn't much on at work I made an executive decision and sloped off for the afternoon did vvvv long lunch followed by following wifey round shops offering up credit card as requested. We followed this with cocktails by the canal before a supper of fried fish and chips at our local hostelry. All in all a rather fine day was had by all - except my boss who'd left three notes on my desk stating he'd been looking for me all afternoon! Aahh bless him, what'll he do after I leave on Friday never to return????
btw.... where did you get that worryingly accurate picture of me reading by the wireless??? ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 04:45
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[QUOTE=Goldryder] who the hell are you flying with BOAC!?! ------------- 
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 04:52
British Midland and Iberia. All but one of the six sectors of my flights were 44lbs luggage limit but Iberia told me yesterday that as one sector was 70lbs, I could use that limit for all 6 flight sectors...even the BMI ones ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 04:57
Looks more like a bad attempt at the old British Rail logo -------------   
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:25
oh yes, that's right, 2 going in the same direction and one completely off the rails, with absolutely no sense of direction! lol! the sign of corporate unity..... -------------
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:50
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MORNING ALL ------------- |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:51
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ello sausage! -------------
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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:53
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Howdy! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:56
how are you boys today ------------- |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:57
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@ derek: awwwright bruiser!?! @ mell: not bad missy, you? -------------
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:59
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hangin in there sweet pea,saw a nice M3 convert smg this morn for sale,valvet blue mmmmmmmm ------------- |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 05:59
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Aye, Leaving drinks tonight, leaving lunch tomorrow and leaving at Breakfast on Friday............ Yippppeeeeee! I'm Leavin' in an M5, just hope to make it home alive... leavin' in an M5, Armeggedon, sing along! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 06:06
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velvet blue is 'les borboiles du chien!' do you know where you are going now D? (lol!) -------------
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 06:27
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ben spk english boy lol ------------- |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 06:46
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oui madame!
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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 09:15
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No diarrhoea as yet, so I'll head home and put me bob the builder & old McDonald hats on and continue in my quest to finish the house and breed the worlds first kosher pork.... ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 10:00
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a definition of breed = http://www.kvadrata.net/breed - www.kvadrata.net/breed i.e. to create a definition of kosher = http://http://www.brainydictionary.com/words/ko/kosher182854.html - http://http://www.brainydictionary.com/words/ko/kosher182854 .html i.e. to kill aren't we a bit at odds here?
Even before we introduce a pig (my life already)
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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 10:44
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I was thinking along the lines of Leon the Pig Farmer and his successful attempt at creating a cross between a pig and a sheep prompted by the picture on the easter joke post - I'll be trying to introduce a rabbit to one of our more amenable chickens to see if we can get the easter egg business off the ground at the same time!!! Anyhoo last day tomorrow so I'd better head off to get some food down me gullet before the leaving drinks begin or things could get messy!!!
TTFN!
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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 11:58
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Meanwhile, in an office in Kilburn.....
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 12:00
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some-ones had a weird message from their computer.........
now, where's her any key? ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 12:45
just feel about mate, i'm sure you'll come across it sooner or later. ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 13:03
I'd have chosen the word "stumble", rather than "come"..... -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 13:14
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-September-2005 at 13:19
oops, never noticed that ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 02:24
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Why would ye be wanting to escape???? ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 03:53
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morning people, these lazy late starts are great....shame i don;t get more of them ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:00
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Good morning Chris
Hows the later starter this bright and cheerful morning? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:04
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not bad, just wish the late start was even later ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:10
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Don't we all lol
Derek is alright, he is a part timer hehehe ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:30
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Not at all!, At this point, I'm a short timer.... 2hrs & 1 minute to go!!!!! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:31
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Morning Derek...didn't see you creeping in... ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:09
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snuck in whe no one was looking as ever! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:18
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Its cold but sunny here...although I bet it is going to rain before the day is out, been doing that for a couple of weeks now...lulling you into a false sense of security then drowing you in a mini monsoon.. ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:19
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sounds about right, dark skies here, but heading south in the morning so I don't care.......... ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:24
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I'm heading way way way south in 75 days time...and I cannot wait ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:41
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Rigth, boss has left the building so I'll give him a head start then take off meself, be back online in a couple of days....
TTFN! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:42
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Have fun Derek, safe journey home ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 06:19
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MORNING FOLKS ------------- |
Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 11:22
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Hi-dee-hi, campers! ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 11:41
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quiet on here today take it people have done some work for a change lol ------------- |
Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 12:29
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Mell - no dirty 4 letter words please! ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 12:32
sorry slip ov the tongue ------------- |
Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 12:36
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Only 216 1/2 hours to my next full day off!!! ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 12:39
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counting the hours are you? ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 12:50
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well i dont have that problem but sometimes i wudnt mind it lol ------------- |
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 12:54
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you could always try and count the hours till you next need to get the hoover out. ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 12:58
 more like till its party time again lol------------- |
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 13:01
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or that ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 14:54
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quiet in here tonight ain't it
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 18:39
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Z... *BEEP!* Huh? Wha'? -------------
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Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 18:50
Finally got decent wheels for my car!!!  ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 19:38
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Wha'? Is that it? -------------
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 29-September-2005 at 19:50
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BOING!!! said Zebedee, time for bed.. ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 30-September-2005 at 06:54
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Horsetan - had to tend my bleeding knuckles after the wheel brace slipped and the tarmac got me!!! http://www.bmwcarclubforum.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=22571&PN=1 - Wheels ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 03-October-2005 at 07:51
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shhh, I think everyones asleep! not much noise in here, apart from the horse snoring........ -------------
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 03-October-2005 at 07:55
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GOOD MORNING SLEEPY!!!!!!
are you awake now? ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 03-October-2005 at 07:58
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... -------------
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 03-October-2005 at 18:41
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gone very quiet on ere asn't it. ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 03-October-2005 at 18:47
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just a bit ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 04-October-2005 at 04:52
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morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------- |
Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 04-October-2005 at 05:36
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Ugh! ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 04-October-2005 at 05:46
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scare ya lol
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Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 04-October-2005 at 08:35
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Mell - still rubbing the sleep outta my eyes! ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 04-October-2005 at 18:27
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evening ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 04-October-2005 at 18:55
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evening ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 04-October-2005 at 18:59
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been pretty quiet on here the last few days...where are the usual culprits.
i.e horsey, ally, derek etc they haven't all been banned or something have they? lol ------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 02:43
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nah we aint that lucky lol j/k ------------- |
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 03:21
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Been busy sorting out things....and running about for ill landlady still
Morning you 'orrible lot of hooligans ------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise |
Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 03:27
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morning!!!! ------------- |
Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 06:06
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Goldy - you sound just like me mammy when you say that!!! ------------- "http://www.tempoantiques.com"">
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 08:35
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whasssssssup?!? -------------
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 08:36
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ooh ooh ooh! got a good joke! not sure if its suitable though, should I just post up and take the rap? -------------
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 10:01
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If it dissapears, you'll have your answer ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 10:04
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ok, here you go... > After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic > surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory, > As her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped > out fireplace. > > Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six > children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and > tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a > badly packed kebab. > > Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three > roses at the end of the bed. > > "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice" > > "Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation > went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say > thanks". > > "Gosh, that's really nice" said Jane. > > "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was > such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be > the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very > excited!" > > "Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?" > > "That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. > "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears". -------------
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 05-October-2005 at 10:16
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hmmm <flicks coin> heads it stays.... ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |